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Title: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Leslie on February 10, 2011, 06:22:52 AM
I weighed Zuzu last night--she is a whopping 15.5 pounds!!!!!  Looks like the green bean fairy is about to arrive.  :angel4: She needs to lose ONE and a HALF pounds.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Barb on February 10, 2011, 08:33:26 AM
Wintertime does that to all of us  :wink:

(I noticed my Toby is getting hefty too - will up his green bean intake, along with the Zu !!!!)
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: MindyKay on February 10, 2011, 08:57:18 AM
The green bean fairy will be visiting us as well.  Ozzy needs to lose some weight, too.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Marcia from MI on February 10, 2011, 10:10:25 AM
Danni says:

I offer my services as trainer a quick run around the yard at 90 mph is the best way to keep your figure.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Leslie on February 10, 2011, 11:44:59 AM
Danni, da snow is still too deep to run around!  BUT!  I did find a nice juicy dead critter under about 5" of snow.  Momma tossed it over the fence.  I was hungry. :-(
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 10, 2011, 01:00:15 PM
We feel for you ZuZu. Hallie has had many a bean in her life too. On the prescription food she's on now I am feeding her almost double of what I used to and I still struggle to keep enough weight on her. It's verrrry strange to suddenly have the opposite problem. We'll be rootin' for you and for your Mom cuz we know it's going to be hard on her too.  :heart:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: laura*romeos*mommy on February 10, 2011, 03:02:38 PM
Ok I don't understand Green Bean so you feed them green beans to get there weight down?????
hugs and love laura and romeo
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 10, 2011, 03:33:43 PM
Exactly!  :thumb:

Most puppers will eat anything that isn't nailed down or painted grey, so hoomans have to feed them salad. In puppers' case, they LOVE green beans and will scarf them down. The pupper's tummy is full, the hooman isn't frantic that said pupper is being starved and the weight comes off.

Roscoe-Angel  :angel4: went from a blue whale @ 24 pounds to a svelte 14 pounds and he loved every bite! :ween:

Auntie Keren :sunny:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Mike on February 10, 2011, 06:39:36 PM
Just be sure the beans are "no salt added". 
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 10, 2011, 09:06:15 PM
And don't do like my cousin, who I told to substitute 1/4 of her grossly overweight dog's food with green beans...he wouldn't eat them so she put mayonnaise on them.  :thinik:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: papbouv on February 10, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
Patches gets green beans,carrots,spinach,lettuce anything she can vaccum up.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Kari on February 10, 2011, 10:17:53 PM
Penny has been on the green bean diet for a couple of months now. She needed to lose a few pounds and it worked quite well. I buy the big bad of frozen green beans at the grocery store and unfreeze a small baggie at a time as needed. She of course loves them and doesn't know she is on a diet  :thumb:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Brekkesmom on February 10, 2011, 11:49:16 PM
Is it 1/3 less kibble and about 1/4 cup pureed, no salt added green beans?  We may need a visit from said fairy, too, - our contractor says the furkids are a "bit pudgy"!  :verdict:  :eeew:  We did have squash, zucchini, and julienne carrots atop the kibble last night and tonight, and are not pleased to discover that our two bedtime biscuits have dwindled to one! :confused:   

Regarding the contractor: Mom has a new front porch light fixture, as well as one for the side door on the garage, and the two back porchlight fixtures now match.  She had the backyard "Bastian-proofed" (we now have 6 foot long x 1 foot high redwood boards nailed horizontally end-to-end), so he can't get an edge to chew on or through!  Mom also got her wire-basket pull-out drawer installed in the pantry - box sat in the garage for about 2 years - and the lime tree was trimmed down to 10 feet - got rid of the huge growth of scraggly-looking 15 foot tall branches.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Kathleen on February 11, 2011, 10:22:41 AM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 10, 2011, 09:06:15 PM
And don't do like my cousin, who I told to substitute 1/4 of her grossly overweight dog's food with green beans...he wouldn't eat them so she put mayonnaise on them.  :thinik:

:2funny:  OMG, that is absolutely hilarious.  Kind of defeats the purpose. 
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 11, 2011, 12:04:00 PM
Not only defeats it but makes it worse huh?  :verdict:

Here is the poor soul. Zuzu this might make you feel a little better (and thinner)!
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: laura*romeos*mommy on February 11, 2011, 12:35:15 PM
So just regular no salt added green beans from the can or frozen correct ?  Now give him those instead of his food and how much and how often ?  Also you cook them up right heat them up that is or just give them ?  Sorry for all the questions thanks for the help
hugs and love laura and romeo :dontknow: :verdict: :confused:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 11, 2011, 12:49:48 PM
What I did is got the canned green beans with no salt added. Replace 1/4 the amount of food you normally give him, with green beans until the weight comes off.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: papbouv on February 11, 2011, 02:01:13 PM
No do not replace all the dog food with all green beans you will make your dog sick needs the dog food but not as much for a well balanced diet remove about a 1/4 of the dog food replace wth no salt green beans.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: papbouv on February 11, 2011, 02:08:14 PM
Gee cannot believe that poor Papillon the owner needs to be shot no excuse to let a little Papillon get that over weight sorry. Yes I'm over weight but I try to keep a handle on my pets weight exercise really helps too Buddy never over weight but have to fight to keep patches weight in line harder to do in winter time. I wish I could keep my scooter going all winter but can't have the batteries freeze.
Hope the Papillon is more back on track now.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Leslie on February 11, 2011, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: papbouv on February 11, 2011, 02:08:14 PM
Gee cannot believe that poor Papillon the owner needs to be shot no excuse to let a little Papillon get that over weight sorry.
Hope the Papillon is more back on track now.
SRSLY He is HUGE. His owners are killing him.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 11, 2011, 09:12:14 PM
I totally agree with you guys. They really are killing him, he's only 5 and has already torn his cruciates and has luxating patellas surgery on both back legs. He pants so loud all the time. She thinks it's because his hair is too thick... :dontknow: He's not losing any at all he keeps gaining all the time. She says she can't stand it when he sits by his bowl and looks at her. The dogs never eat treats she offers they are too full! The other papillon is overweight too just not quite as much as this guy. It drives me nuts I've done all I can to convince them how bad this is.

Anyway this is Zuzu's thread, didn't mean to hijack it, Hallie says if she needs a sponser she can call her anytime day or night if she feels herself slipping! :thumb:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: papbouv on February 11, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
DeeDee tell them I had a Papillon for 14 & 1/2 years always weighed 7-8 pounds I do not think they love their dogs very much to let an animal get that over weight since the dogs do not have thumbs its not like they feed their selfs the only way a dog can get fat is because their owners over feed them. Will enclose a picture of Gizmo you can show them what a Pap is suppose to look like, she was not a show dog she was a pet cause of death Alzheimers at 14 & 1/2 years old.Papbouv
Actually that Pap looks like they are in pain shame on them.Put the bowl up ? how about crateing the dog when they are eating ? there are ways they can do it.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: BonniesMom on February 11, 2011, 10:14:44 PM
Bonnie sez:  "Zuzus, youse not fat.  Youse fluffy!   :grin: 
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: VBDoxieMom on February 12, 2011, 08:42:05 AM
We think thin is overrated! 
Solomon used to LOVE LOVE LOVE zucchini.  Raw, just  peeled and diced into little cubes.  Thin that was second on his list after greenies.  and dingos.  and marrow bones......LOLOL- an
Kirby doesn't like food, and obviously only eats it to survive.  And so Max doesn't get it.  Max will eat anything - and he does like veggies - baby carrots are a good substitute for treats.
Spring is coming, its almost WALK time - then we will all thin out.   Hoomans included.  I hope.
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: vferraro99 on February 12, 2011, 08:48:11 AM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 10, 2011, 09:06:15 PM
And don't do like my cousin, who I told to substitute 1/4 of her grossly overweight dog's food with green beans...he wouldn't eat them so she put mayonnaise on them.  :thinik:

Excuse me?????? :scratch:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Leslie on February 12, 2011, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: VBDoxieMom on February 12, 2011, 08:42:05 AM
We think thin is overrated! 
Solomon used to LOVE LOVE LOVE zucchini.  Raw, just  peeled and diced into little cubes.  Thin that was second on his list after greenies.  and dingos.  and marrow bones......LOLOL
I was always tempted to give Loki a watermelon just to see if her royal tenaciousness could break into it. She would probably eat the entire thing, flesh, seeds, and rind!
My kid also gets broccoli "bone" (the stem), carrots, asparagus, basically anything in the veg department, which is why the compost pile was soooooooooooo alluring to you-know-who. Like aunt Karen says,anything not nailed down or painted gray.  Kirby is an alien disguised as a dachshund.  :grin:
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 12, 2011, 06:58:32 PM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 11, 2011, 12:04:00 PMNot only defeats it but makes it worse huh?  :verdict: Here is the poor soul.
Zuzu, this might make you feel a little better (and thinner)!
AHEM :book1:

I'm quite certain the second photo of the poor aggrieved Papillon is an optical illusion. The model was the victim of an electrical shock, causing the fur to stand straight out. The cause, I am told was the spotting of an oak leaf of a species oakum Victorium illustrium The "Queen Victoria's Oak" a tree only found in England. Hence little Pappy is being maligned in the press and is considering an action of libel.

Good deal!  As fat as "Little" Pappy is, any action would help.

I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR!

You can beg me all you want, Beau. Auntie Karen is in charge of the treats!

Cretin!

Puffed up smart pants!

Yeah, well MY grandmother wasn't a loose dog!  Yorki and Swiss Mountain dog!

At least I know who my grannie WAS! :boxing:

BOYS!!

This was MY thread, Auntie Karen! Tell him to mind his own beeswax! :crybaby2:

You called me a name! :argue:

Did not! :boxing:

Did too! :nana2:

Did not! :angry4:

Did too! :violent1:

Did not! :pain10:

Did too! :fight:

BOYS!!!!!

:bolt:  :bolt: 
Title: Re: WHOA! Chunky Monkey
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on February 12, 2011, 11:37:42 PM
ROTFL. Auntie Karen you HAVE to write a BOOK! S'rsly! Maybe you and Les should team up and write a book on Diets for Dachshunds... :thumb: