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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Guinness on September 20, 2010, 07:34:56 PM

Title: Auntie Karen's twying to pwove I'm not DAT OLD!! Hmmmmph . . .
Post by: Guinness on September 20, 2010, 07:34:56 PM
Dat Auntie Karen better stop dis NOW!  She found dis chart an' she sayz it means I'm just a kid!

Not Guinness, honey, that's not what it means.  You're still my little stud muffin.

. . . whateber . . .

AGE          0-20 lbs          21-50 lbs.
   3             28  adult          29  adult
   4             33                  34
   5             38                  39
   6             42                  44
   7             46                  49  senior   
   8             50  senior        54
   9             54                  59
  10            58                  64  geriatric
  11            62  geriatric      69
  12            66                   74
  13            70                   79
  14            74                   84
  15            78                   89
  16            82                   94
  17            86                   â€"
  18            90                 
  19            94 
  20            96                 

Auntie Karen, what does that line mean at da end of dat column?

Umm . . . I gotta go pee!  Bye!  :bolt:


Title: Re: Auntie Karen's twying to pwove I'm not DAT OLD!! Hmmmmph . . .
Post by: Gail on September 21, 2010, 02:29:33 PM
Awww Guinness you're young at heart but the studliest senior wiener around. Tris will not be amused to see that come December he will be labelled as Geriatric - he is still my little puppy boy.

Smooches at ya studly one,
Love
Aunty Gail, Tris n Ivy
Title: Re: Auntie Karen's twying to pwove I'm not DAT OLD!! Hmmmmph . . .
Post by: BonniesMom on September 21, 2010, 02:37:14 PM
I is TWELVE, I mean 66.  Does dat mean I can collect Social Security?

:heart: Bonnie

PS...Guinness, no 'bout a doubt it.  You ARE a studdly muffin.
Title: Re: Auntie Karen's twying to pwove I'm not DAT OLD!! Hmmmmph . . .
Post by: Kathleen on September 21, 2010, 06:09:41 PM
Hey, that means my two boys at four still aren't as old as I am yet  :thumb:  I like that chart!
Title: Re: Auntie Karen's twying to pwove I'm not DAT OLD!! Hmmmmph . . .
Post by: hannah on September 22, 2010, 12:14:06 AM
Pretty nice chart, our dog is becoming adult now! ;)
Title: Re: Auntie Karen's twying to pwove I'm not DAT OLD!! Hmmmmph . . .
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on October 09, 2010, 11:42:24 PM
 :book1: AHEM . . .

Auntie Karen forgot to mention that there was also a column for puppers 51 pounds and over, but she says doxies don't get that big. :scratch:

I tink Auntie Karen better check it out.  What about Buddy?  Isn't he a doxie? :dontknow:

Go back to sleep Li'l Studly. :comfort: