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Title: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Roberta on September 14, 2010, 01:05:05 AM
mum and dad came back yesterday, so I always wait till I hear their voices then  I bark, and when the door opens Iz run loopies and run up to mum then dad....................but da did ot tell me dat they were bringing NEW people and Iz ran out, pulled up realllllllllllllllllfast and howled and got behind mums legs.
Ollie
mum here, we brought my cousins from Scotland home for lunch they are staying at my mums..............it was hilarious he ran out and lost the plot............Amy came out and ran up for a pat and cuddle.
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on September 14, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
:book1: AHEM . . .

GREAT BOLLOCKS!!  THE SCOTS HAVE INVADED!!  SOMEONE PUT A CALL IN TO MEL GIBSON!!

No, wait, maybe NOT!  :shocker: Hmmm  . . .

Yee are on your own, laddie.

Dr. Rob Roy Leaky :rescue:
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Roberta on September 14, 2010, 05:11:20 AM
Dear Roy Roy Leaky, dinna help as ma  dear, Mel comes frae here, OZ.
Ollie
ps save ALL OF US, DADS bought a Lady GAga CD (yes he is over 50), even mum has had it with it, asked f I wanted to play frizby with it, she has threatened if she hears it agin she will use the electric knife on it.................... will keep you posted...............
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Marcia from MI on September 14, 2010, 05:15:20 AM
Quote from: Roberta on September 14, 2010, 05:11:20 AM
Dear Roy Roy Leaky, dinna help as ma  dear, Mel comes frae here, OZ.
Ollie
ps save ALL OF US, DADS bought a Lady GAga CD (yes he is over 50), even mum has had it with it, asked f I wanted to play frizby with it, she has threatened if she hears it agin she will use the electric knife on it.................... will keep you posted...............

Actually Mel was born in Peekskill NY, United States.  So he's American by birth.
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on September 14, 2010, 07:08:12 AM
Quote from: Roberta on September 14, 2010, 05:11:20 AMDear Rob Roy Leaky, dinna help as ma  dear, Mel comes frae here, OZ.   Ollie
:book1: AHEM . . .

Hmmm . . . well, how aboot Gordon Ramsey? :thinik:  There's a guud Scotsman 'll help wi' tha relatives!!

As for Lady GAG-a, I heard aboot her on tha MTV awards wearin' a dress made o' brisket.  She kin come o'er for dinner ANY TIME!! :feedme:

Dr.L
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Kathleen on September 14, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Dr. Beau Leaky on September 14, 2010, 07:08:12 AM
:book1: AHEM . . .

Hmmm . . . well, how aboot Gordon Ramsey? :thinik:  There's a guud Scotsman 'll help wi' tha relatives!!

As for Lady GAG-a, I heard aboot her on tha MTV awards wearin' a dress made o' brisket.  She kin come o'er for dinner ANY TIME!! :feedme:

Dr.L

:2funny: :2funny:

I have a few here who agree wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on September 14, 2010, 02:49:57 PM
LOL Poor Ollie! That puts a dent in a young mans confidence! Nice of his sis to distract them from his embarrassment and politely go up for a cuddle.  :heart:

Auntie Karen...WHEN are you going to write that book! I've been waiting for my copy. Dr Leaky is hilarious.
Title: Re: Iz got a BIG fright
Post by: hannah on September 16, 2010, 12:39:33 AM
Ohh bless Ollie, I hope you already told her your cousin is not competing on her in any way!