Momma did not get me a floatie vest yet. She sez she is gonna wrap me in bubble wrap and duck tape. Duck tape sounds delishus. She sez: "Ya might be a redneck if..." :funnyup:
She and daddy are goin' fishin' but da rule iz I cannot go inda boat without a vest. So I gotta stay on land.
Does not sound like fun mom needs to get a life vest so you can go too.Patches.