Dis is Porky Pie: I was out enjoying my morning walk with my mama dis morning. When all of a suddens, I feel somefing on my back. I turn around to look at it and its da biggest gwasshopper I eber seen!!! I did my bestes ninja mobes to get it off and da fing just sat dere. :crazyeyes: :runaway: (Youz know, da jumping up, kicking my feet mobes eberybody does dat right?!) Since dose ninja mobes did nuffing and my mean mama was jus' laffin at me.... :cussing: Iz mobed to da black belt mobes. I got a running start and did a little flip in da air. Finawwy da scawy fing left my back. I hopes I neber hab a giant gwasshopper attack agin. Iz all worn out now and da awwergy meds are kicking in. * Nighty Night*
It was really funny to watch Porky so scared of a grasshopper. We have seen MILLIONS this year and they never bothered him before. But, they've never "attacked" him before either. I never knew my little chubby guy had moves like that. :2funny: The whole time he was trying to get the grasshopper off, Porky was screaming like it was killing him. We are inside and he is calmed down now. Who knew grasshoppers could be so scary!! :2funny: We are packing up for our trip next week to look for housing/seal the deal with Justin's job. :apls: I can hardly wait!!! Porky is curiously looking in all the boxes wondering what is going on.
LOL I can just see him poor guy. I'll bet he tells the story to his buddies that it was a 3 foot long grasshopper.
Good luck with the house hunting, Porky has moved several times with you right? He probably knows the drill with the boxes by now! Hope you find something fast!
Grasshopper just saying good bye to Porky,or it wanted a piggy back ride,thought porky was a horsie. Patches loves to eat Grasshoppers ? Good luck with the job,and good luck finding a house to live in with a fenced yard for Porky AND NO Allergies for Porky.
Maybe the grasshopper was there to say hello to you Porkie, lots of other animals are very friendly and nice to meet!