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Title: You puppers are all invited to my party
Post by: peterparker on June 29, 2010, 05:27:07 AM
Dis is Parker: On Saturday dere is going to be a big giant birfday party for me in Thamesford, Ontario. Da lady dat is organizing it calls it Wienferfest, but it's weally my birfday. :dontknow: :dontknow: I am goings to be 3. Anyways last year der was over 4,000 people dere wif der 1000 wiener dogs. Dere was races, and bobbin, and costumes and tons of stuff to buy just for wieners. It was sooo much fun. Dis year Amber (da giant wiener dog dat Mom says is a lab) is coming. I hope she bwings me a good pwsent.
I don't know why dis lady plans a party for me  :dontknow: :dontknow: but she's been doin it for 9 years (eben before I was born). I only met her twice but I fink it is a weally nice fing for her to do on my birfday.
Anyways, if any of you wieners out dere want to come to my party you is alllllll welcome. :thumb: :thumb:
Just fly in to London Ontario or Toronto on a plane and takes a limo to da party. I will be dere to gweet you. I will be da shaded red doxie wif a big giant wiener dog (dat Mom says is a lab) beside me. You might miss me but you won't miss Amber.
Title: Re: You puppers are all invited to my party
Post by: Doxherding Karen on June 29, 2010, 10:15:53 PM
(Pssst, Parkerâ€" :call:

This is Auntie Karen.  Shhhhhh!  Don't let The Herd members hear you!  Thanks for the invitation, but we can't make the party.  :comfort: BUT . . . I'm sending four other puppers there for you to meet!  Their names are - uh - Queenie, Teeny, Weenie and, um, Sweeny!

So when you get there, you just ask all the other puppers you see if they've seen the "Eenies."  O.K.? :thumb:

Love youâ€"

Auntie Karen :heart: :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: You puppers are all invited to my party
Post by: doxielady5569128 on June 29, 2010, 11:07:08 PM
 :thumb:  Dat sounds like a berry fun party!!!     :headbang:  Do dey hab da gwass, weeds, and twees dere?   Iffen dey do dat mean I'm 'llergic to Canada too!!   I hates dese allergies.    Maybe next year I'll feel bedda and can come.    Sigh...
Title: Re: You puppers are all invited to my party
Post by: cheryl186 on June 30, 2010, 09:40:45 AM
Sounds like a wonderful party!!!  Happy Birthday Peter....3...WOW...you are a big boy now :apls:
Title: Re: You puppers are all invited to my party
Post by: hannah on July 01, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Wow, those are lots of people and weiners gathering for your barkday, you must be a superstar! Hope to see tons of pics of the event and your celebration!
Title: Re: You puppers are all invited to my party
Post by: Spanish Teckels on July 01, 2010, 04:24:06 AM
Thanks for the invite to your super duper birthday party, sound like you are ever so well known over there too.  We´re so sorry we can´t make it.  Our international pet passports are up to date and everything but our hoomum says the flights are too expensive right now.  We can swim but think it might be a little bit too far and a bit cold in your sea in comparison with the Mediterranean.  Have a fun time and remember, dachsunds rule, as even Queen Elizabeth II knows and she has several dachsies as well as dawgies (her dachsies got mixed up with her corgis when the Queen wasn´t looking...).
¡Feliz cumpleaños, Parker!