:book1: AHEM . . .
'Tis the season to be windblown, storm-tossed, and under water. So in the interests of our puppers and beloved hoomans, in the Midwest especially, let us review the CANINE HURRICAINE RATING SYSTEM.
Tropical Storm - Yorkies blown into next yard. Mini Dachshunds lift their leg and get knocked down.
Hurricane One - Yorkies become airborne projectiles. Mini dachshunds flatten into ditch and refuse to come. Standards refuse to go outside. Border collies fail to comprehend the fuss.
Hurricane Two - Yorkies - gone. Mini doxies - gone. Standards - under your bed. Border collies - trying to fetch tree limbs flying by. Dobermans on full alert for windblown burglars. Mastiffs sleeping.
Hurricane Three - Yorkies - gone. Minis - gone. Standards, house and bed - gone. Border collies - fetching trees becoming problematic. Dobermans - remain on guard duty where front door used to be. Mastiffs - still sleeping in former den.
Hurricane Four - Yorkies land in Illinois, rescued by local shelter. Minis and standards - last seen up I-95 north of Elkton, Maryland. Border collies - trying to herd zoo animals on loose. Dobermans - on guard for looters at concrete foundation of former home. Mastiffs - staying put in the former den, practicing the L@@K, "I had NOTHING to do with THIS mess!!"
Dr. Willard Scott Leaky
LOL that is priceless! :2funny:
Very Cute Loved it made my day.
My bad - forgot to read this yesterday, but I did almost snort coffee all over the computer screen!
Karen, that is a riot. I like, Julia, had already logged off at 9:41 PM and was into other things. But when I read it today was glad that I, unlike Julia, had nothing in my mouth so I could hoot aloud. Thanks for the laugh.
Darcel
Karen, This is your best yet!! I love it and can't wait to share it with Randy.
Wez were somewhere between Hurricane one and Hurricane two today. Porky got rolled and I went tumbling after since I had ahold of the leash. :2funny: Wasn't quite strong enough to carry him away though.
Loved your list!!! :2funny:
That was so awesome list :thumb: , can I share it too to others online?
Quote from: hannah on June 21, 2010, 12:20:05 AMThat was so awesome list :thumb: , can I share it too to others online?
Let me tell you a little secret: I am putting together a book of "the Musings of Dr. Beauregard Leaky" but SHHHHHH!! Don't tell anyone! So as long as you attribute it to the good doctor, you may put it out.
Auntie Karen :sunny: