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Title: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on June 07, 2010, 12:04:58 AM
NOW I HAVE GUILT!! :meme:

  :jaw: After many years of saying I wanted to have his children (despite the fact i am 57 years old!), Cesar Millan and his lovely wife Ilusion have filed for divorce.  :evil5:

I wonder if they'll split custody of the puppers? :thinik:

Auntie Karen :hiding:
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
First Tipper and Al, now Ilusion and Cesar? What is the world coming to?

I shall continue my quest to convince people it's much better living alone with a loyal pupper!  :grin: :heart:
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on June 07, 2010, 03:34:30 AM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 01:16:48 AMFirst Tipper and Al, now Ilusion and Cesar? What is the world coming to?  I shall continue my quest to convince people it's much better living alone with a loyal pupper!  :grin: :heart:
:thumb: Remember my slogan: "I tried marriage and children - it ended badly.  I'm doing much better with dachshunds and rabbits." :headbang:

Auntie Karen :sunny:
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Brekkesmom on June 07, 2010, 08:57:13 AM
Yup - I always did better with one or more dachsies!
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: sollysmom on June 07, 2010, 09:35:00 AM
There must be something in the air.  My sister and her husband are divorcing after 33 years!  :dontknow: :dontknow: Just don't know what's going on these days!

Darcel
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: JetEd73 on June 07, 2010, 09:42:08 AM
44 and single, no human children. How it turned out that way I have no idea. My dogs have been with me longer than any girlfriend sooo...
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Barb on June 07, 2010, 10:08:27 AM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
First Tipper and Al, now Ilusion and Cesar? What is the world coming to?

I shall continue my quest to convince people it's much better living alone with a loyal pupper!  :grin: :heart:


DITTO !!!!!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
Like they say, lock your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you let them out, which one is happy to see you?
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Gail on June 07, 2010, 12:00:05 PM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
Sounds like a t shirt to me auntie Karen!  :thumb:
Like they say, lock your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you let them out, which one is happy to see you?
If that is legal I wish I had given it a go before I got married LOL xxxx

I agree that it's probably best to have a single life  and just live with doxies - is that because we are single-minded like our fur babies???? Maybe I just never met the right doxie loving man?
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 12:14:48 PM
QuoteMaybe I just never met the right doxie loving man?
I wouldn't risk it Gail. LOL!
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Gail on June 07, 2010, 12:44:45 PM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 07, 2010, 12:14:48 PM
I wouldn't risk it Gail. LOL!

Yes, I think you are right Dee Dee, there's no man I would pick over my little Tristan!!! He's my perfect wee boy.
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: klsb on June 07, 2010, 01:54:11 PM
He probably tries to Whisper her when she doesnt do something he likes.

"Not now Ceaser im tired!"

PSHT

Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Roberta on June 07, 2010, 03:46:07 PM
 Such a pity, the Cesar  divorce. Well I would like to try the boot thing, but Nick would'nt fit, even if I took the pram out. Kidding aside we got Dachies because Nick always wanted one, the compromise was the long hairs.

Roberta
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Guinness on June 08, 2010, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: Gail on June 07, 2010, 12:00:05 PMMaybe I just never met the right doxie loving man?
Auntie Gail, meet Unca JetEd.  Unca JetEd, met Auntie Gail! :love3:

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!  Find me a find, catch me a catch!  Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book and make me a perfect match!"

Guinness  :love4:[/color]
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on June 08, 2010, 11:48:56 AM
ROTFL! Guinness...you are very bad.  :grin:
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Gail on June 08, 2010, 01:37:11 PM
Quote from: Guinness on June 08, 2010, 10:59:55 AM
Auntie Gail, meet Unca JetEd.  Unca JetEd, met Auntie Gail! :love3:

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!  Find me a find, catch me a catch!  Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book and make me a perfect match!"

Guinness  :love4:[/color]

Guinness it's awfully far away from here to the USA!!! Thank you for your kind thoughts though LOL xxxxxxx
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on June 08, 2010, 11:19:34 PM
Quote from: Gail on June 08, 2010, 01:37:11 PMGuinness it's awfully far away from here to the USA!!! Thank you for your kind thoughts though LOL xxxxxxx
:thinik: Hey I tink Unca JetEd flies jets.  Dey let jets fly to England, don't dey Unca Ed?

Well, you can't blame dis wiener dog for twying! :dontknow:

Guinness :confused:
(Tanks Dr. Leaky for letting me butt in.)
(Any time, my little teeny weener! :comfort:)
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: JetEd73 on June 09, 2010, 06:12:02 AM
Oh Lord no please....not another failed relationship...I finally got comfortable with being on my own.

Turbo props. Never made it to jets

But the Jet in JetEd is in refference to Jetskis....

YEEHAW....LOOK AT THAT THANG FLY

(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr289/JetEd73/014_14a1.jpg)

Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Gail on June 09, 2010, 10:31:06 AM
Well Ed itz gonna take yoo a wong time to cwoss dat big puddel mummy sez is between USA and UK on dat fing!!!!!

Ivy the terrible
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: JetEd73 on June 09, 2010, 11:27:50 AM
Yeah...yeah...but the thought of doing so is intriguing 

For sure.
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on June 09, 2010, 12:28:56 PM
If this goes anywhere, I get an invite to the wedding, o.k.? :funnyup:

Auntie Karen, you are so silly! :chairfall:

Don't kid yourself, guys, Auntie Karen's been stalking that guy up the street who has a medium-sized smooth red pupper. :love4:

MERLIN!!  I BEG YOUR PARDON!! :jaw:

:bolt:
Title: Re: Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!
Post by: papbouv on June 09, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
Men vs dogs will take dogs 1st never again will I have anymore men in my life dogs are better now down to who will kick the bucket first.