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Title: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: peterparker on May 28, 2010, 06:35:27 AM
Dis is Parker reporting in - I has been one berry busy good wittle boy. I has only peed once in mamma's shoe, oh and once on daddy's towel (dey shouldn't leave dat stuff on da floor). Dere is a big giant water dish in my back yards now except if I dwink out of it I might falls in. Amber da big giant wiener dog (dat mamma says is a lab) jumped right in. It was too funny, she looked like a drowned won ton floating around.  :2funny: :2funny:I fink I will stay away from it. Den last night Mamma and Daddy jumped in da big water bowl.  :2funny: :2funny: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Also I went to a baseball game, and I also am meetin my fwends at da park. Dere is lots of weiners dere, and some pretty attractive gals. I like da gals.
I am running a race next month. Some of my fwends are racing too. It's called wienerfest but it's really my birthday party. We has it in a park cause there are hundres of wieners invited to my party.  :scratch: It's an annual events.
I has been twaining real hard for that race, cause it's important that the birthday boy wins  :headbang: :dontknow:
Anyways, dats my news for now.  You all take care I drop by for a visit anytime and check out dis big giant water bowl in my yard.
Title: Re: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: doxielady5569128 on May 28, 2010, 12:49:34 PM
Dat big water dish sounds kewl!!  I hopes you don't fall in it dough.   Sounds like you are a bery busy boy!!  Iz been busy too. Wez got a new neighbor girl who comes up to pway wif me ebery day.  She is okay but I can't figure out iffen she's a miniature hooman or a dog. She growls and grunts at me and walks like me too.  But den a BIG hooman goes by her and she holds dere hands and walks like a BIG hooman.   :dontknow: Its so confusing.   

Your big race/birfday party sounds like lots of fun!!!!    Good luck wif your training and I hopes you win!! 

:heart: your buddy,
Porky Pie
Title: Re: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: papbouv on May 28, 2010, 10:30:39 PM
Patches here my momma won't let us have a big water bowl I's gots short legs and my big brother has long legs.My momma is afraid I might get in a big water bowl and could not get out she said lots of doggies have drown in big water bowls so you be very careful Parker ,Patches
Title: Re: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on May 28, 2010, 10:57:01 PM
Good luck at your birthday/race Parker! Hallie did one last year but she got lost hee....here is a little video of it if your neck is limber cuz I was sorta dumb and held the camera the wrong way so you gotta kind of crank it sideways. Halfway down the lane she stopped to ask a man directions!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix6dP16m9wA

It sounds to us like you have been a VERY good boy! We'd love to see some pictures of the big water bowl in the yard!
Title: Re: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: Roberta on May 28, 2010, 11:32:44 PM
 :heart: remember dear heart we dachies MELT in water.............
Wee AmY
Title: Re: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: peterparker on May 29, 2010, 12:57:11 PM
Don't worries about me fallin in da water bowl. I stays berry far away from its. I hate to gets wet. When Mamma and Daddy have a party dey make me wear a wif jacket just in case I gets knocked in da pool and nobody notices. I hate to wear da jacket, but it's eider that or get put in da house. I don't know what's wrong wif dat Amber ...... she jumps wight in and den gets in twuble wif her Mamma. Her Mamma is going to get her a wittle water bowl just for her. My water bowl dat I don't appreciate is 22by 40 and is 9 ft deep.
I am twaining real hard wif da racing. I twain by chasin da squirrels outta da yard. Im not allowed to chase da kitties wit da white stwipes. I'm not even allowed out when dey are in da yard. It's NO FAIR!!!!! :BangHead:  Parker the good boy
Title: Re: dis is busy wittle Parker
Post by: JetEd73 on May 29, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
just in case

check it out

pets will naturally swim to the side, then  not being able to climb out they'll swim around the edge.

http://www.skamper-ramp.com/home.asp?pid=1