Julie had this e-mailed to her from our vet aunt. It's really funny and wanted to share with everyone.
You may or may not have seen this before.
Eric
Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...
WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!
They are described as:
One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.
One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green
eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn't take long at all.
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
-- Author Unknown
That is absolutely priceless!!! LOL! I hope the satire hits home with those who would give up their dog for some of the more selfish of reasons.
LOL! That is funny!
Very funny!!!! This made my day! :2funny:
Heehee!! So wrong but so funny! :chairfall:
Oh man that made my day. I get so tired of people wanting sympathy because they "have" to give up their dogs, and claim they are their "kids". On a similar vein, this was posted on a pit bull forum. I hope it's appropriate to post here and not offensive (and if not feel free to take it down) :wink:but I thought it was pretty dang funny.
Hey ya'll just wanna to let everyone know that me and my wife have decided to breed. I'm planning on having quadruplets. Each kid will be up for sale for around $500. These are show quality Filipino kids. My kids will grow up to have a great temperments and have HUGE heads. This is the breeding everyone has been waiting for!!! As for health testing, I just saw my doctor the other day and he said my health state is great except that I'm a little overweight and I have to cut down on the Twinkies.
I have also decided to become a stud for anyone looking to have kids with me also. I am a Filipino American male and I am open to have mixxed kids. Your kids will turn out gorgeous because of course as you can see I am just to d**n beautiful. My stud fee is $100 and if you're hot, my stud fees will be free of charge.
If interested please email me at outofcontroljiggalo@wtf.com
OKAY SO I'M JOKING....
WILL YOU BYBERS READ THE RULES HERE BEFORE POSTING?!?!? STOP ADVERTISING YOUR DOGS HERE!
DeeDee that is too funny! Love the humor...
I have a teenage daughter with an iffy temperament. I think she would do better with more room to roam. She is demanding a car, so anyone with a farm, and extra vehicle who is interested please let me know. I just feel like now that she is getting older, maybe the dogs would feel safer if she were in a more teen-friendly environment. I hate to see her go, she's been like my own child. Oh wait..... she IS my own child. But I have to do what's right for all of us.
LOL...and I have to disguise my perfectly behaved dog as a baby and cover her up in a stroller to take her into stores that don't allow dogs??? Sumthin' is wrong there....
Dang! I guess that means the two-year old English-Irish cross little girl with strawberry blond hair and green eyes is NOT available? I was ready...
These are just priceless! I needed this today! A little boy was missing at my school after dismissal and another school in my district was on lock-down because of a hostage situation close to the school! Julia S.