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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Gail on April 14, 2010, 09:00:37 AM

Title: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: Gail on April 14, 2010, 09:00:37 AM
Ivy da gweat here, gess wot? Momma did goed away and weft us wif anudder hooman wady. We fink momma dident wanna take uz to see unca Simon in case I pooped or weed wen I wuzent posed to - she's alaways tellin me go wee wee and poopoo but iffin I do she sumtimes get bery bery cwoss but i WIKE it on da soft fwoor ware it izzent tickely wike on da gwass.  Ennyway momma did bandon me and Trissy (see fings must be bad iffin she weft him too) wif da wady and gess wot? Dere is a wuther dog fing but it kinda scareys me cos it wikes to chase me!!!!!!!!! Its wike a monster dats all bery hairy. I wait til its not wooking den I take its toys haa ahaaaaaa, I'z gonna hide dem so onely me can pway wif dem and dat will teech dat monster. I fink I acterlly wike dat hairy monster a bit and mebbe by da time momma comes bak I'z gonna be chasing dat monster rite bak!!! I'z gonna show eberbuddy dat I'z da boss and show dat wady how gud I can cwime too cos I'z hopin dat wady mite not knowed dat wittel doggers can get to pwaces bery hi off da gwound wen der iz a pwize to cwaim. Iffin I'z bery cweber dat hairy monster or Tris will get wested by da polees for wobbery iffin I can get sumfing good!!

Tristan here, ohhhhhhhhhh no, mum went off wifout me wen she left dat stoopid baby dog wif her new hooman, well dats what I'm hopin will be happernin. Mum will soon notice I'm not dere looking afeter her and will come bak for me. I keep lookin outa da window and makin big sad eyes at da baby dogs new hooman - she is very easy to perswade to give extra treets becos she doesn't know about da l@@k hee hee. I make her sit and hold me so I am cumfy until mum comes bak for me. Wen we go home again without dat baby it will be grate and I will have mum all to myself agen. Until den I am bein very payshent and laffin at dat baby bein chased by dat hooman's dog. Lets see her take vantage of her new brudder like she duz of me!
Title: Re: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on April 14, 2010, 10:00:29 AM
Is it my imagination or is this becoming Stinky Baby Dog - the sequel? :scratch:

Auntie Karen :lastweek:
Title: Re: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: Gail on April 14, 2010, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Beau Leaky on April 14, 2010, 10:00:29 AM
Is it my imagination or is this becoming Stinky Baby Dog - the sequel? :scratch:

Auntie Karen :lastweek:
sorry did I miss something?
Title: Re: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: Merion on April 14, 2010, 12:09:53 PM
Sure reminds me of Sol the King and Kirby AKA Stinky Baby dog. :2funny: :2funny:
Love it and sure miss them on here.

Merion & the ZZ's
Title: Re: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: Guinness on April 14, 2010, 12:42:15 PM
Quote from: Gail on April 14, 2010, 11:17:20 AMSorry, did I miss something?
Sol the King and Kirby used to visit the board and Kirby was known as "Stinky Baby Dog."  Where did they go?

Auntie Karen :heart: :scratch: :heart:
Title: Re: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: DeeanDave on April 14, 2010, 01:18:17 PM
Quote from: Guinness on April 14, 2010, 12:42:15 PM
Sol the King and Kirby used to visit the board and Kirby was known as "Stinky Baby Dog."  Where did they go?

Auntie Karen :heart: :scratch: :heart:

They are living in Virginia now.....I hear from Sue, King Sol and Kirby once in a while.  All are doing good.
Title: Re: Momma's gon away and weft uz!!
Post by: Guinness on April 14, 2010, 02:12:40 PM
Who is Virginia an' why doesn' she get da internet? :meme:

G.  :crazyeyes:

Guinness, honey it's nap time.

O.K., Auntie Karen :sleepy2: