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Title: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Gail on April 11, 2010, 11:14:53 AM
Hiya pawpals and hoomans, mum is tearing her hare out! Dat baby Ivy woz cryin in the kichen and wen mum went to iffin she'd finally lerned to ASK to go outsideforaweewee but NOOOOOO she woz cryin coz she woz stuk haaahaaaahaaaa  :2funny:

Dat stoopid baby woz on da TABLE (and gotted kot haaaahaaaa) wen Iz been on da table Iz neber been kot.

Mum sed she was dis tressed coz she iz afrade Ivy mebbe as notty as Holly-angel woz but I dowt it trewlly, she's bad but can't be dat BAD??????

Can she.......
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: DeeanDave on April 11, 2010, 11:53:48 AM
Oh Tristan,

We thinks that your baby sister, Ivy, and our baby brudder, Earl, must SOMEHOW be related!!! He is the trubble maker in our group.....always gettin' into something and ALWAYS buggin' us, specially Duggie!  I, Sarge, am the King and Earl leaves me alone....iffen he don't, I scold him and chase him!! I'll even do it, if Duggie asks for help.  And, know what else......he's a climber, too!  Mom has caught him on da table when Dad forgot to push his chair in all da way and he climbs fences (at least the gates that Mom has put up)!  He use to be confined to the kitchen when Mom and Dad left, cuz he likes to party and he takes all our beds and moves them around, turning them upside down and moving our blankies all over the place, if anything is left in his reach, he claims it.  He even destroyed one of our beds and one of our ramps.  Anyway, getting back to his climbing, Mom and Dad put him in the kitchen after he came to our house when they both went somewhere. Duggie and I have the run of the house......we're GOOD boys.  Well, when Mom and Dad came home, instead of TWO doggies watching out the window for them.....there were THREE!   Earl climbed up and over a gate that was 39 inches high.....Mom said no more of that.  So now all the doors to the bedrooms, etc., get closed and we have the run of the living room, dining room and kitchen......and sometimes Earl is a good boy but not always.  Mom and Dad have come to expect some kind of clean up (of moving beds back, etc.....nothing else) when they come home.  He is tryin' really hard to be a good boy but he still is a baby!

Sarge and Duggie....and the Juvenile Delinquent, Earl
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on April 11, 2010, 12:45:25 PM
A) She jumped on the chair and then onto the table.  :headbang: Lesson to live by: ALWAYS PUSH THE CHAIRS IN!!!! :verdict:

B)  Dachshund: a German dog, originally called a Berghund or Mountain dog.  Especially adept at climbing, leaping, jumping and were used extensively by the Swiss for tunneling under the Alps. :2funny:

C)  That's what I call the "ITAPO" look - "Is There A Problem, Officer?"

Auntie Karen :chairfall:
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Roberta on April 11, 2010, 03:14:17 PM
You poor soul Gail....................you've got a climber, or is it a ADD (attention deficate disorder)...........Oliver is ours. But that look of indigbation "What no ramp to get down, no need to bother for the way up mum" or "mum I thought JUMP only meant for jumping down"
I suppose she could be called "climbing Ivy"
Roberta
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on April 11, 2010, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Roberta on April 11, 2010, 03:14:17 PMI suppose she could be called "climbing Ivy"  Roberta
WHAT???!???!?!?!?!!!!

A classic!  An absolute classic!  And . . . I MISSED IT?? :sad11:

Oh, Auntie Karen . . .  asleep at the wheel?? :sleepy1:

HAH!!  DEMOTED!!!:buttkick:

She flames out!:violent5:

Even I'm embarrassed!!:bootyshake:

Fine, you little ingrates!!  Dinner is cancelled!!  And the beatings will continue until morale improves!! :cussing:
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Gail on April 11, 2010, 04:02:12 PM
Quote from: Roberta on April 11, 2010, 03:14:17 PM
, or is it a ADD (attention deficate disorder)..........

Hmm well she does poop in the house still so yes it's probably attention defecate disorder she has!

Climbing Ivy....oh dear I should have thought long and hard before I named the little monkey xxxxx
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Roberta on April 11, 2010, 09:11:47 PM
Attention Deficit Disorder spelling is not to good at the start of the day or is that the hands.................The good thing Gail is they tend to stay slim as they are always on the move.
roberta
ps cannot believe I managed to beat Karen to that pun
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: papbouv on April 11, 2010, 09:41:21 PM
Do not feel a lone Patches has also been on the dinning room table but has jumped off twice another reason my hair is turning white.Glad your Ivy girl did not jump off the table looks like you have hard wood floors,one good thing we have carpet so softer landing.Hope little Ivy does not learn to fence climb now that would really be a climbing Ivy.Yes Shhhh  do not want Ivy to read that part.Glad she is safe.
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on April 11, 2010, 11:34:10 PM
Quote from: Roberta on April 11, 2010, 09:11:47 PMps cannot believe I managed to beat Karen to that pun
It was the International Date Line.  It's already Thursday where you live. :neener:

Auntie Karen :angel4:
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Leslie on April 12, 2010, 06:20:06 AM
heh heh heh. Yup It's yer own fault. Shoulda named her Peanut or Sugar.
I'll never forget the first week or so we had Loki.  I came down the stairs to see a certain B&T doggie on the kitchen table, stealing a banana.  She just froze in place, wearing a big yellow smile, the little booger.
Soooo....................good luck with Ivy.  :grin: Ya gotta push the chairs in!
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Barb on April 12, 2010, 08:59:49 AM
oh nos..... sorry, but I had to giggle.......

Brandy says..... Teach mom not to move the chairs  :2funny:

Glad she didn't try to jump off !  :meme:
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: klsb on April 12, 2010, 05:58:10 PM
So cute! How can you scold a face like that!
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: Madderoos Mom on April 12, 2010, 09:26:08 PM
Ha!  This brings back memories of my dear little Gidget.....long before coming to this board.  She was a wee little thing but she could climb!  She and sissy Dixie slept in the kitchen....way before dachsies in the big bed  :crazyeyes:.  Often we would hear the most pitiful cries only to go in and check and see Miss Pidge doing a table dance and wanting to be let down. 

Miss Dolly was good on the table too and we had to be diligent with pushing in the chairs.  I think Bonnie COULD hop up but she has never tried.  She's my good child.  Maddie says, "Why bother". 
Title: Re: Noooo, she climbs too!!
Post by: scootersmom on April 13, 2010, 02:34:00 PM
Is there anything cuter than an indignant Dachshund?  I THINK NOT.