Hi everyone is Tristan here. I need ansers!! Ya know dat strange baby wot lives wif us, Ivy aka da weerdo, she dus weerd stuff and me and mum needaknow wot she is up to. Wen mum lets her sit wif us (like alllllllllll the time much to my disgusst) she sumtimes gets up real close da mum, wich I am not at all pleesed 'bout, and den tries to stik her wet snotty little nose up mum's nostril. Well its nebber gonna fit for one thing but wots dat all 'bout??? She finks she's sooooooooooooooo smart and funny but she is just a MENACE. I fink she does it jus to annoy me and make mum laugh. She doesn't eben know dat best fing a dachie can do is stik your tung right in the nose of your hooman, dey love it!!!!!!!!!! Stoopid baby finks her nose is more funny :dontknow:
She also wastes a LOT of enerjie! She keeps 'tacking her imaginary friends, dats cos she isn't eber getting real ones. She finks she is gonna be Special Dachie Forces (SDF) when she grows up but if she keeps eating all of mum's speshul fings she is neber gonna make it to one year old! I would neber eber do all dat bad stuff she dus!!! Choowin and bitin fings all da time and stealin too! Wen the blindman came to our house (I tried to see him off but he stayed) she kept stealin his fings wen he put dem on da floor. Mum just kept collectin dem up and there was a big pile of fings on the table 'cept the pencil Ivy did EAT. She shoulda been in a lot more trubble for dat one but da blindman jus laughed at her. I dunno how he actually knew wot he was doing if he was so blind but mum was very pleesed wif her new window fings that he fitted.
Gotta go, I fink she is upta sumthing and I gotta check and tell mum....
Love you all so much more dan my stinky baby sister
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Trissy
Oh Tristan,
Baby sisters are a mystery, aren't they? Your letter made me laugh and laugh, though.
p.s. Scooter also likes trying to stick his snoot into places it doesn't belong, like my eye socket. Strange little beast...
Shes sounds like me as a puppy. I used to chew eberyfing and 'vestigate fings really well. I grewed up to be a detective and a 'porter for DOX news. Dat would be kewl iffen she could join SDF dey need a few good doxies. :thumb: Don't be too impatient wiff her. Look at it dis way, wiff her around youz won't get blamed for anyfing naughty anymore. :headbang: Everyfing will always be her fault acuz yer mama is watching her real close. Good luck wif your little sis. Iffen she gets too cwiminal, let me know I need some new stories for da news.
:heart: Porky Pie
No wizzy I'z not stwange yoor da weerdo enyway for neber dooin twubble. Its ok wizzy yoo jus needa gib momma dis l@@k and den yoos forgibben.
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Ivy da gweat
:2funny: too adorable
Hoo boy. No wonder she gets away with everything-who could resist that L@@K!?!?
Add flip back ear to the look and you'll go places girlie.............
Roberta
Oliver here, that's just the beginning, mine tries to get into MY place in our bed, which is just not on
Tristan,
You will find some of de answers you are looking for about dis stwange sister in my latest DOX news weport. Enjoy. :heart:
Ivy,
Thanks for you help cracking the case and keeping things confidential until the case was solved. :thumb:
Fin Says: Ivy me finks we were seperated at birf. We do xactly da same stuff! It could be my momma writin dat stuff!
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And ims almosts a year and a halfs! Sos if i cans makes it so cans you!
Fanks Fin, I'z been finking it woz tuch an go wether I'z gonna make it to one year old, momma sez it's luky I'z bery cute udderwize .........gulp.....
Sins I been to stay wif anty Joan I been preshiating momma MUCH more and been a gooder gurl but I'z not sure I can keep dat up fer much longa. I'z been twying to suade Wizzy to do sum bad stuff to put me in a bedda lite and he swiped a pound ov banana bred ober da weekend wen we had bisitors, dat woz bery gud but he woodent share it wif me.
Tristan don't be so upset or mad with her, sometimes human love what she does and maybe you can try to be as naughty as her too so more people would notice and love you!! ;)