I fink I gotta get sum help and kwik!!!! You gotta help me. Momma sez I'm gotts to be growd up by next Monday cos I'z gonna be 8 munths old. I need sum tips on wat she mite be 'specting. So far I'z been finking mebbe it means I gotts to share my poop more stead of sneakin off for a bite cos momma gets noisy wen I do dat and Twistan 'points' at me wen I been nawty, he lies down sum distance fwom me and points wiv his big fat nose to were I'z beeing nawty so dat Momma seez. He's a big tattle tail. Wot else do you fink I gotts to do wen I'z a big gurl? I axed Twistan and he sed best vice he culd give woz not to be like Holly wen I'z growd up, wot's dat all bout??? I fink she mita beed my IDOL I wish I'z gotta big sista sted of Mr perfect poopy pants xxxxxxxxxx
Dear Ivy,
Tell yer Mum that you can't be all growed up by next Monday when you'll be 8 months old!!! I am 15 months old and I'se still not growed up! In fact, Mom calls me a juvenile delinquent!!! I gets into all kinds of trubble......
Yer friend,
Earl
'Scuze me! I object! :verdict: Earl, you are much too cute to be a JD!
Ivy, you 'splain to Trissy and Mum that you are still a baby weenie dawg and that baby weenie dawgs do what BWD's do best....get into twubbos.
Snuggles and hugs to you and your partner in crime across the pond, Master Earl.
Ivy, it is our considered opinion that you are not grown up until you are a year old! That's when our Momma changed from puppy food to adult food for any baby dachsies she's had. Maybe Scottish customs are different? Anyhow, try telling your mama that you are American by choice and Scottish by birth, and you want to go by American custom, okay?
:dontknow: Bad news, Mom: think of dogs as children. Eight months is about three or four years old!
:headbang: Good news, Ivy: PARTY!!!!! You're just a kid - you can almost get away with ANYTHING!!!!
Auntie Karen :angel4: :heart:
Ivy,
dis is Danni I'm 9 months old and da lady at da pet store says I'm not growed until I'm 1 years old, so I fink that means I can get away wif eberyfing except maybe burdicide, but I'm twing to catch one of doze.
Quote from: Marcia from MI on April 01, 2010, 04:38:59 AMI fink that means I can get away wif eberyfing except maybe burdicide, but I'm twing to catch one of doze.
:meme: Danni - You can jus' hook up one of Mamma's nylons acwoss dose two ears of yours an' dem burds is TOAST!! Tee-hee-hee
Prisoner 1995315
(Guinness :runaway:)
Dis is Ivy here. Fanks eberybuddy momma sez wez can still hab a partay but she twusts you all more dan da back ov da puppy fuud paket dat sed to switch at 8 munths. Duz dis mean I'z still gwowin? Momma sez I'z got to growd more so my pawpaws fit bedder. She keeps laffin and saying I'z got fat paws coz Holly-Angel dident hab nice big padders like I'z got - Momma hopez dat means I cant cwime twees but I don no wat dat means. Twissy sez am alawayz gonna be a baby coz he is and he is 10 wich I fink i bery bery old!!
Snuggly wiggles
Ivy the gweat
Quote from: Doxherding Karen on April 01, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
:meme: Danni - You can jus' hook up one of Mamma's nylons acwoss dose two ears of yours an' dem burds is TOAST!! Tee-hee-hee
Prisoner 1995315
(Guinness :runaway:)
Guinness I have a sixth sense, like my angel brudders when it comes to outdoor critters I know when they are there and pester mama horribly to let me out. However, my radar needs some fine tuning because I'm usually a few seconds late. I will send a babka(honey cake) with a file in it.
lub
Danni
Hey Ivy, maybe you and I should get a Big Foot club together. My mommy and papa says I've got big ol' feet and I am 11 years old! They like to play with my feeties but I'm good at keepin' dem hidden. I also have an extra looooong tail.
And a loooooong tongue. Slurps to you!
Bonnie
Ivy you are definitely growing, and becoming a wonderful lady! Happy barkday to you! :thumb:
Dear Ivy,
You are very, very witty! You made my mom laugh and laugh!
xoxo,
SKOOTR
Fanx ebberybuddy momma wistened and wen my fuud was wunning out today she did buyed pwuppy fuud 'gen. I fink she woz lubbin da pet shop cos we bot a lot of fings and we woz watchin momma build a fing from bits of stik tonight wot to put a fing on dat wooks wike a box made of windows den she kept making it filled up wiv water. It wooks bery indresting but we dozent knows yet wot it is. All I knowd is dat I'z not gedding into it and gedding all wetted eben doh I wolled in a smelly today, I smell lubberly.
Mommy finks a big paw cwub iz a gweat idear but I fink a big bum cwub is bedder and Twissy can be pwesident Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa.
Our wittle walker girlie Jenni came to watch films wiv us tonight too and wen mommy wozent watchin Mr Perfec Pants stuck his hed in the popcorn packet - heez so stoopid coz der wozent enyfing in it and it stuk on his hed hee heeeee. For wunz I wozent da notty dogger!!! Fing is momma jus laffeded at him bein stoopid and he diddent get inda twubble, dats not fair!! I snuggleded up on momma and tukked my hed under her chin cos she wikes dat and we woz all havin a lubberly time. Jenni finks momma is a dog hog cos we alaways doz sit on momma but she iz most snuggly and cumfy coz she is fadder Haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa.
Bedder go am in twubble xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Wiggly snuggles
Ivy da gweat