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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: scootersmom on February 25, 2010, 09:29:02 AM

Title: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on February 25, 2010, 09:29:02 AM
Guess who has an infected butt?  OH YEAH, THAT IS ME.  Mister Cannot-catch-a-break Scooter, and now I've added more medicines to my daily cocktail of drugs.  Who knew my anal glands would need steroids?  Will they grow large muscles now?   I am not sure what I think of this.

Also when we were settling the bill at the office some nice grandma lady was there picking up the ashes of her dog.  I don't know what this means, but they brought her a little box and it fit in the palms of her hands and everyone was sad and Mom cried.

I don't know why Mom was upset.  She doesn't think I am stinky anymore!  I think maybe she is just very, very tired.

I, on the other hand, suspect my processed-meat-morsel intake is about to be upped by 66% or so, so I don't really see a downside to this (unless, see above re: freaky butt-muscles).

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: Kari on February 26, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
ROFL!! Scooter you totally cracked me up! I hope your butt muscles don't get too big!
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: Madderoos Mom on February 27, 2010, 12:13:24 AM
Poor baby.  Mommy's just gonna have to get you a bidet (sp?).  Hope your backside gets real bettah real soon.
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: cheryl186 on February 27, 2010, 07:24:30 PM
Poor Scooter!  You have been through so much lately.....i hope your tail end feels bettah!!!
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on March 02, 2010, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Kari on February 26, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
ROFL!! Scooter you totally cracked me up! I hope your butt muscles don't get too big!

Thank you, me too!  I want to keep my nice handsome slim figure!

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on March 02, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
Quote from: Madderoos Mom on February 27, 2010, 12:13:24 AM
Poor baby. Mommy's just gonna have to get you a bidet (sp?). Hope your backside gets real bettah real soon.

Is a "bidet" made of HAM?

[/hopeful]

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on March 02, 2010, 10:36:09 AM
Quote from: cheryl186 on February 27, 2010, 07:24:30 PM
Poor Scooter! You have been through so much lately.....i hope your tail end feels bettah!!!

Thank you so much!  From me AND my tail end!

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: klsb on March 08, 2010, 01:08:13 PM
Scooter this made me actually LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: Barb on March 09, 2010, 07:39:34 AM
Awwwwww Scooter honey....sorry you have a sore hiney....... Feel beddeh !
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on March 09, 2010, 11:39:14 AM
Quote from: klsb on March 08, 2010, 01:08:13 PM
Scooter this made me actually LOL!!!!!

Hooray!  Laughter is good.  Not as good as HAM, but still...

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on March 09, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: Barb on March 09, 2010, 07:39:34 AM
Awwwwww Scooter honey....sorry you have a sore hiney....... Feel beddeh !

Thank you!  Mom gives me pills inside bits of meat, so I am enjoying the treatment as well as the (hopeful) cure...

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: doxielady5569128 on March 09, 2010, 12:28:12 PM
Oh goodness! I missed this one.  Hope your hiney feels better soon little man!!
Title: Re: today's visit to the V-E-T
Post by: scootersmom on March 09, 2010, 01:09:20 PM
Quote from: doxielady5569128 on March 09, 2010, 12:28:12 PM
Oh goodness! I missed this one. Hope your hiney feels better soon little man!!

Why thank you kindly!

xoxo,
SKOOTR
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