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Title: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: doxielady5569128 on February 12, 2010, 12:32:36 PM
 :evil:  Hi!   I hab to tell you how to get wid of da yucky pills yer mama twies to make you take.    I found out dat if you work weally hard, you can hide da pill in yer mouf and when yer mama looks, she can't see it and finks you taked it.  Den when she's done checkin yer mouf, and walk away, youz hurry up and run to a dark quiet pwace.    (I chose behind da bafroom door!)  and youz find da perfect spot to spit da pill.   My pwan workeded weally good till my mama went in da baffroom and shut da door.   :doah: :BangHead:  Shez gotted mad at me acuz I skippeded 2 pills, but she didn't know which ones so she couldn't gib me anodder until today!   :apls: :apls: :headbang:     Aren't I just ebil???!   :evil:  Dis twick was too good to keep to myself.   Let me know how dis pwan works for ya or iffen youz gots a bedda ebil pwan.   :thumb:


:heart: Porky Pie (insert ebil laughter here...)

Title: Re: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: papbouv on February 12, 2010, 01:58:34 PM
Have you tried the Pill Pckets they have out of course there is alway the plan of wrapping the pill in bacon that way they can't smell the pill.
Title: Re: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: JetEd73 on February 12, 2010, 08:04:47 PM
There's a couple of different was to give pills.

wrapping em in peanut butter works pretty well
or

just throw the pill in the corner and let him see you do it. Works surprizingly well for some dogs. They run over thinking you've thrown them a treat on the ground and gobble it up.

or

get what I call a pill pusher...its about 8 -10 inches long with rubber fingers on the end to hold the pill and a plunger that releases the pill when you insert the tube in the dogs throat.
Title: Re: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: Madderoos Mom on February 12, 2010, 11:17:18 PM
Our plan of action, since Maddie is on senile pills, is to hide it in a "pill" of soft cream cheese.  Works every time and Bonnie demands her "pill" too, minus the pill.  Porky, you're not ebil, you're SNEEEEKY!
Title: Re: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: neshane on February 13, 2010, 02:13:26 PM
I wov mine in cottage cheese<<>>
Title: Re: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: scootersmom on February 15, 2010, 10:27:26 AM
Porky!

I suspect my own Mom is sneakily feeding me pills inside hot dog slices, but I really like hot dog slices so I always forget to check before I eat them up super-fast.  Also usually I am traumatized because she gives me one right after brushing my teeth (MEAN MOMMY) so I'm kind of distracted.  I think your plan is very clever!  But just in case Mom is reading this I should say Moms know best!  So we should take our pills and love them!  YAY MEDICINE.

(your plan is still clever - shhhh)

xoxo,
SKOOTR
Title: Re: My debious pwan.....NO HOOMANS CAN READ DIS!!!!
Post by: hannah on February 17, 2010, 12:51:02 AM
I say it's smart plan you naughty Porkie, that means mom have to put the pill inside your fav treat..