dis is Parker: Today my Momma didn't got to work. She stayed home and cooked and cooked and cooked. Tomorrow night is da big party.
Well my hooman sister arrived and she brought DIS GREAT BIG GINORMUS DOG. Amber is weally weally weally big. Amber's brodder Tango went to da bridge last Monday and my hoooman sister didn't want to leave Amber at a kennel. Dey drove 8 hours to gets here for da big Santa day.
WELL, dis Amber dog comes in MY house, eats MY kibbles and dwinks all MY water in one gulp. Den up goes da stocking next to MY stocking. Santa better not put anyfing in Amber's stocking cause she is BAD. Den I was showing Amber where to pees on da carpet, and I get's in twble. :dontknow: No fair :verdict:
Den Amber lays down on MY blankies and has a nap. Amber doesn't have to have a leash, (Momma says thats cause she is obedient) and she pees outside in da cold. ewwwwwwwwww I don't know what obedient means :confused: :confused: but I don't want to go there.
I fink I am going to need to stay on Mamma's lap until Amber leaves.
Amber doesn't rip through the house like me either. She is NO FUN!!!!
Dear Disgruntled Pup,
Have you thought of telling this Amber off? You could bite her in the hiney. That oughta do it. Or you could sit on a hooman lap and show your purdy teeth at her. Sounds like you've got Trubbo with a capital T. Maybe if you fool this Amber and make nice, it will confuse her and then she'll go home. I'm sorry, I can't help you with the OBEDIENCE thing. I haven't a clue about THAT subject.
:heart:
Bonnie
You need to try to be nice to Amber she just lost her best friend and brother you need to show her how compassionate a wiener dog can be remember she does not know the rules of your house.Her momma is trying to do the best she can to make Amber happy but that will just take time for her to get over loosing her best buddy,you remember you still have to be good for Santa Paws to visit you
That stinks, Peter, but face it, there ain't nuthin' you can do about it; I betcha iffin you snuggle with her while nappin' you will both get to like each other more and all the humoms will be happy, too. :hello2:
Fin says: Next time she sits on yo beds yous just gottsta snuggle up close and fartz really big den she will move!!!