I know my mama said we wouldn't be on, but I did somefing today she jus' had to share. We have had a meese (mice) pwobwem since it got cold out. Dose nasty buggers got in our kitchen and bathroom!!! Mama was scerred of dem and didn't like me chasing dem. But I caught two of dem anyway.... Also mama got two in a twap fing. In order to make sure da twap workeded I tested it out for her. :doah: Beweive me, it HURTS!!!!!! :ambulance: Lucky, I only got my tongue in dere and pulled it out before mama ran ober to help me.
Anyway...today I was finking dat I needed to show dose meece who's boss of dis house. I checked iffen my mama was busy. She was. :headbang: While she was in da shower, I made sure I shredded da whole box of kleenex and acted real tough so dose meece would be scerred!!! :meme: :hello2: I took a little too long dough, I shoulda stoppeded as soon as I heard da loud air machine fingy turn off. She catcheded me and took some piccies. Now, I hab no pwoof dat it wasn't me. I guess I'll hafta pwead insanity or twy to conbince da juwy dat it was self defense or "homewand" pwotection. :dontknow:
:heart: Porky Pie
P.S. Mama sez to tell eberybody dat da meece are gone now. :xfinger: We fink we got dem all, but da 'terminator man is coming to do da outside of our apartment building jus' in case. Also....I hads to cwean up my mess!!! My mama made me.
I look innocent, right?!!! RIGHT?!
Clever boy, Porky Pie: those meeces are little devils with the tissues and you were very good to point out their misdoings to your Mama. We´re proud you´ve driven them all away and especially since we know your Mama and Papa have a lot of other worries right now. Fair enough that the terminator will do the ourside of your block - you can´t be responsible for everything! Great to see you again, little guy.
Oh Porky Porky Porky!
You just make me laff with all your high jinx. You showed those meeces a thing or two.
Once when we had our first dachsie, Dixie, she was bored one day and we came home to pink fluffy cotton candy in the backyard, only itwern't cotton candy. She had been under the lip of our condo and pulled out piles of insulation. She thought it was the grandest thing. I'm just glad the glass in that stuff didn't cut her up.....but it was memorable.
Fin does that with rolls of toilet paper. ANd he does it fast! Within seconds the whole roll is destroyed!
Hey Porky, dis is Beatrice Sanders speaking for all of us. You are da MAN Porky! I LUB shreddin da kleenex. Or da toilet paper. Or my toys. Or Buelahs toys ... or mama's sofa cushion. Oh, forget dat one... der was twouble when I did dat. Anyways, we is glad dat you showed dem mousies who da boss is! Good Job!!!!!!
Love to eat dem mousies. :angel4:
Mousies dat I love to eat.
Bite dey little heads off.
nibble on dey tiny feet. - Kliban-
Porky you are truly the master of the household.
good boy, kill very one of dem stinkin meesce
Amy and Ollie say thaey hate those mices to pieces. Great job,porky we could not have done it any better.Da gang
Patches does the if I do not see them they are not there.When she was younger she acted like she was going to be a mouser must have been an act or she ran into one and it scared her??
Hahaha....Porky, I just love you so much!!!! You are awesome for helping get rid of those meeces!!!
Bless you Porkie, guess what, you can be a company paper shredder too. Hope you're just fine as that trap thing trapped you.