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Title: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: peterparker on October 02, 2009, 11:25:05 AM
dis is Parker:  all weeks da Momma has been workin late so the Daddy has been fixing me up my suppers.  :headbang:
Den da Momma comes home, and da Daddy goes off to works. Momma fixes me ups a nice suppers.  :funnyup: :funnyup:
I doesn't rat out my Daddy, I just eats anodder suppers.  :dontknow: :dontknow:
Well dis mornin, Momma notices dat we are weal low on da kibbles  :dontknow: :doah: :doah:
I just sat dere weal quiet, cause I don't want to get Daddy is twble.
Well den I gets in twble, goodness me, would you tell?????
Momma also put me on da scales, an I kinda gained half a pound. Not bad for 4 days. I fink we should wait until i gains 10 pounds. Den cut back on da kibbles.
Now I only gets one suppers  geeez?????  :doah: :doah: :dontknow: :dontknow:
Momma said I bamboozled her, and Daddy said I was a little sneaker.
I am  a good boy eatin up all my suppers like I'm supposed too!   :verdict: :verdict: :verdict: :verdict:
If I don't eats up dey take me to da vets.  :doah: :doah:
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on October 02, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
 :icon_study: AHEM. . .

Dr. Melvin Belli Leaky here - once again, the hoomans involved attempt to assign blame to my client, an upstanding citizen and member of the Wiener Board. :angel13:

Mr. Peter Parker is totally innocent of any charges of theft, embezzlement, fraud, blackmail, or overeating.  It is established law that if a hooman offers food, treats, snacks, beer or soda, or socks or shoes to a pupper, the pupper is blameless of any wrongdoing and may consume the offering at his or her discretion. :evil5:

Thank you. :2cents:

Dr. Leaky :icon_salut:
"I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born LAST night!"
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: Roberta on October 02, 2009, 05:41:40 PM
Maybe you are a  sneaky parker. Oliver says well done we only get more when Nannie looks after us as she never puts her glasses on.

Da gang
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: Madderoos Mom on October 02, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
Dearest Parker,

Can I run away to your house?  I like the idea of TWO suppers.  Right now I have to take this dumb pill that mommy disguises in a meatball....but I still know there's a dumb pill in there and I can't have my supper for an HOUR after the pill---er----meatball.  That makes supper LATE and you know what us doggers do when supper is late.  We make NOISE and bounce around and generally make a nuisance of ourselves.  Only 12 meatballs left until normal suppertime again. 

:heart:
Maddie
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: David C. on October 02, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
That happened once with Scally-angel.    She would be sitting in the kitchen by an empty dog dish, so an employee would fill it up.  Scally would eat it, and then someone else would come in, see the empty dish and fill it up again.   Turned out she was getting fed 3 times more than she should have been.   This went on for a couple of days until I figured out what was going on.
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: klsb on October 04, 2009, 10:11:40 AM
Parker i dont blame you one bit!

Fin doesnt get exciited till we are already making his supper. So sometimes, we forget till later! We normally feed him when we eat at six, but sometimes at like 7:30 im like "Did you feed Finny?" and we feel terrible. But he never complains!
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: doxielady5569128 on October 06, 2009, 07:47:44 AM
Parker, 
Hey bud, who says its your fault???!   Iffen da hoomans are too busy to communicate, I say its fair game to get two suppers!!!    :apls:  I fink its kewl dat you figured out how to do dat!!!  Man, I need to twy dis!  Fanks for de idea man!!   

your buddy,
Porky Pie
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: TerriL on October 06, 2009, 11:16:19 AM
Parker, dis is Bella Sanders here (the curvy and starving one). 
YOU ARE MY HERO!!!    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: I gots in twble!!!! Would you be a rat???
Post by: hannah on October 09, 2009, 01:21:31 AM
Oh you can do it Parker, you will be in more perfect shape. Don't worry, always do impressive things and you will get yummy treats! ;)