Dis is Porky Pie here. All da weekend, I was feewing da naughty bug. Iz jus' wanted to be ebil, I don't know why. :evil: I ignoreded it da whole time! :angel4: Well, until dis mornin.... :doah: I waked my mama up at 2 am, just cuz. She took me to get some water (why i can't do it myself, she doesn't understand.) We were lucky and didn't see any ghosties or anyfing when I had to go out and potty in da dark.
Den I let mama get all settled back in bed. I waited till I hearded her fall asleep and den I ran into da hall. I turned around, ran fast as I could, and took a flying leap, and POUNCED right on my mama wif a growl and a "OOMPH!" :grin: "Hewwo, mama!!" :grin: She wasn't pleased wif me. I got put back in bed and den she twied to go back to sleep. Luckiwy for me, she couldn' so wez jus got up. Eben dough it was 3 am!!
Den I was a good boy and snugled in da chair wif my mama for a few hours. Well, we jus' went outside and dere was dis girl out dere. She was way cute and wanted to pet me. She had bery good manners and asked my mama if she could. Mama said she'd rather not, so da wttle girl sat down on da steps to watch me. Den I saw it. :crazyeyes: I can't help it, it was calling my name!! Dat girl had a jerky stick. I ranned right ober to her, sat, and gab her my cutest growl. She laugheded at me and closeded her eyes. Den I snatched it!!! :evil: Mama got real mad at me, but da girl was finking it was funny. Den we came back inside da house.
WEzz hearded a knock on our door a half hour later. It was dat girl and her ma. Dey wanted to know if I could come back outside and dey could watch me play. My mama said yes. I fink I makeded a new fwiend! :headbang: Soz, I guess iffen you wants to make fwiends, steal dere food!
:heart: Porky Pie
PS> Please note dis onwy werks wif hoomans,do not steal fwom anodder doggie or dweaded c-a-t!
Porky this thrills me to no end! I am so happy your feeling better enough to terrorize your momma!! (Sorry Porky's Mom)
Fin Says: Jus make sure da girlys your steelin fud from dont have really big goggies or big olda bruvers.
Quote from: klsb on August 24, 2009, 08:52:01 AM
Porky this thrills me to no end! I am so happy your feeling better enough to terrorize your momma!! (Sorry Porky's Mom)
Fin Says: Jus make sure da girlys your steelin fud from dont have really big goggies or big olda bruvers.
Don't worry about me, sweetie pie! I'm thrilled Porky is feeling naughty again! Well, at least for now.
Amorette (Porky's mom)
Porky Pie, has you been spying on me? I, da Maddewoo is famous for getting my mommy up every morning around fwee o'clock so's I can go potty and get a dwink of water. And THEN I gets her up at 5:00 so's I can have bweakfast. You are doing a vewwy good job of wuling da woost. Keep up the good werk. And it sound like you've got a very nice new fwend. Hope you two have lots of 'ventures.
:heart: Maddewoo
Bonnie sez, I sleep all night and only get up when mommy sez it's time to get up or when I here the kibbles in the food dish.
:apls: :headbang: Oh Porky...I am so happy you are feeling naughty again!!!! PORKY'S BACK!!!!! :grin:
dis is Parker: I is so glad you is feelin better. At night when you is awake comes to my house and pway in my back yard. I is not allowed ot dere anymore at nights cause of da black and white kitties. When you comes, can you opens da patio door and lets me out. I weally want to pway wif dem kitties. Dey wook real fwendly, and dey is not very big. Dere is free of dem. We could have a really good times pwaying wif dem. We jus needs to be extra sneaky.
Oh Porky! We are so glad to hear that you are back to your extra naughty self! :cancan:
Naughty is good in this case! We love to hear you are back to your mischievious self. Way to go PORKY!
Glad to hear you are feeling much better just keep it up.papbouv
Nice to hear you are bouncing and getting naughty again, don't worry your mom gonna bless you.. and I'm sending some blessings too ;)