Attentshun all starbing puppers: Our Stewike will take pwace tomorrow beginning as soon as each pupper awakes in dere wespective homes. :verdict:
Upon waking, go to da food dish and HOWL, BARK, YIP, whateber you need to do to demad yer food. Iffen your hooman twies to gib you da beans, stick yer nose in da air and walk away. Once dey pick up da beans, go ober dere, and repeat step one. Den iffen dey gibs you da beans agin, gib dem da L@@k! If dis fails to work, tip ober your bowl. Any wespectful hooman won't want you eatin' dirty food. DO NOT UNDA ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EAT DOSE BEANS!!!!!!!
Iffen our demands are not met, we puppers will come up wif whateber Ultra-naughty behabior we deem necessary. Dis may include, but is not limited to; eating of da furninture, chewing socks, stealing any clothing item worthy of getting da hoomans attenshun, leaving pwezzies on any floor of da home (especially carpet!), and anyfing else us puppers fink of. We may also wecwuit non-starbing puppers to our cause as well as da dweaded C-A-T!!!! :crazyeyes:
Any attempt of legal action by da hoomans will be dealt wif by Dr. Beau Leaky, whom I cordially nominate to help us deal wif dis situation. Cheif Bandit has instructed all officers to stand down for the whole day tomorrow. If necessary dis stewike may last seberal days. To pwevent furder starvation, anyfing edible is fair game as long as its not da beans!!! Feel fwee to raid da cupboards. :headbang:
If you hab any concerns or anyfing to add to dis document please feel fwee to boice dem below. Now, I'm tired out fwom all dis witing and legal-eeze, soz I'm going to nap.
:heart: OOPS!! I mean.....
:evil: Porky Pie :angel4:
ROTFLMAO
give em he11 Porky
LOL
AHEM . . . :meme: ATTENTION ALL HOOMANS:
:protest: ANY ATTEMPT TO CROSS THE STRIKE LINE OR TEMPT PUPPERS TO TURNCOAT WITH TWEETS, TOYS, BELLY RUBS, NOOGIES, SMOOCHES OR OTHER FORMS OF ENTICEMENT WILL BE CONSIDERED A VIOLATION OF THE NATIONAL PUPPER RELATIONS BOARD REGULATIONS ON STRIKES. :book1:
SO DON'T MESS WITH THE PUPPER - HE OR SHE WILL BE LOADED AND HE/SHE KNOWS WHERE TO PUT IT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! :fart:
DR. PERRY MASON LEAKY :evil5:
(If he's good enough for Sonia Sotomayor, he's good enough for me! :thumb:)
I am wif you Porkie. No eggies, no eaties.
United we stand on all 4 paws!!!!!!!!!!!! :verdict: :verdict: :verdict:
Parker
Bark and howl? Yooohooo! Sounds like a wiot! One ting dough....my mommy is TUFF! She don't even listen to me whens I squeek and whine. BTW, can I squeek and whine instead of howl? Bonnie howls weel good, but I don't do a good howl. I have heard on good authority that I might get some wegular kibbles tomorrow, as mommy wan out of da gween beeens. The gween beeens taste okay, but they don't cwunch vewwy dood.
STEEEEEWIKE ON!
Thank you Porky Pie and Mr. Leaky for your 'bushions and s'port.
:heart: Fluffy Roo
Fin Says: I dont get beenz.. i get yummy foods.. So do i still have to go on stwike? Whats if i likes what i am getting? Its gonna be hard to not eats my nummy foods....
Quote from: Madderoos Mom on July 24, 2009, 09:57:30 PM
Bark and howl? Yooohooo! Sounds like a wiot! One ting dough....my mommy is TUFF! She don't even listen to me whens I squeek and whine. BTW, can I squeek and whine instead of howl? Bonnie howls weel good, but I don't do a good howl. I have heard on good authority that I might get some wegular kibbles tomorrow, as mommy wan out of da gween beeens. The gween beeens taste okay, but they don't cwunch vewwy dood.
STEEEEEWIKE ON!
Thank you Porky Pie and Mr. Leaky for your 'bushions and s'port.
:heart: Fluffy Roo
Any noises you want to make are fine!
Also, eatng the yummy foods is fine