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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: TerriL on July 24, 2009, 08:13:15 AM

Title: I feel your pain Maddy.... I'm on the D I E T too!
Post by: TerriL on July 24, 2009, 08:13:15 AM
Dis is Bella Sanders here.  I gots to write this fast before I fade off from da hunger.  I'm STARVING!  No pupparoni! No Beggin Strips!  STUPID boiled chicken and brown rice for my dinner and I must say that the portion is rather meager! 
I'm a curvy girl... I've ALWAYS been a curvey girl! 
Mama sez dat CURVY is one thing but that I'm bordering on ROUND!  
I liked it when my grandpa and nana were here to visit.  I gots all sorts of da treats when da mama was not looking.   :confused:
Title: Re: I feel your pain Maddy.... I'm on the D I E T too!
Post by: Madderoos Mom on July 24, 2009, 08:50:00 AM
Um, Bella, dis is Maddewoo.  Mebbe youse and meeze and Porky Pie and all da udder depwived puppy dawgs on this here weener board should go on stwike.  Whaddya think?  What should our stwike boards say?  Do any of you here know how to week or wite?

:heart: Starving Maddewoo

PS...Bonnie twied to steal some of MY gween beens today and I dinna even gwowl at her. 
Title: Re: I feel your pain Maddy.... I'm on the D I E T too!
Post by: TerriL on July 24, 2009, 08:55:22 AM
Yer probley just to weak from da hunger to growl at Bonnie.  I agwee on da STWIKE!  I would like to nominate Porky Pie to come up wif de propriate STWIKE materials!
Title: Re: I feel your pain Maddy.... I'm on the D I E T too!
Post by: DeeanDave on July 24, 2009, 10:22:20 AM
Sargey here:  I'se will stwike with you two ladies and anyone else!  Bella, I'se is also on the boiled chicken and brown rice diet!  And, da tweats have been very very very sparse!  And, I like "curvy" girrls!

Duggie here:  What is with this stuff........

And, Maddie,  I (Sargey) like green beans but Duggie turns his nose up and away from them!  He don't like vegetables!

We agree with Porky Pie writin up de appropriate STWIKE materials!

Sarge & Duggie