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Title: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: Madderoos Mom on July 23, 2009, 10:07:20 PM
And now the cwazy mommy has me on a D.I.E.T.  What a BUMMER!  I only get a little kibble in the morning and lots of gween beans.  I DO like the gween beans but I do miss my FUD.  Mommy would like to feed me punky but I fwow it up.  Same deal at night, tiny bit of kibble and lots of gween beans.  Now mommy and papa take Bonnie and me for walkies almost every night.  I even wun a wittle.  Bonnie likes da walks cuz she likes kitty cat watcing.  Bonnie LOVES kitties......er....to CHASE kitties.  Papa has to keep a tight gwip on her weash. 

Anyway, if you feel sowwy for me cuz I am a starving puppy dawg, you may send FUD to my house, but addwess it to me, Maddewoo, so my mommy doesn't intercept it and give it to some other skinnier doggy.

:heart: depwived Maddewoo aka little fatty
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on July 23, 2009, 10:12:11 PM
Oh no Maddie that just isn't fair. Maybe you are just fluffy maybe all you need is a haircut then the beans can go down the drain! I don't know why it is so hard for us long dogs to keep our figgers...maybe we just need to convince our moms that ROUND is a figger!
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: klsb on July 23, 2009, 11:35:00 PM
You have a lovely shape.. and that shape is round.

Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: peterparker on July 24, 2009, 06:16:38 AM
dis is Parker: my momma says it's important to stay slim so we don't hurts our backs. May I suggest some bunnie in da yard, you can chase dem, and keep slim.  Dat is what works for me, bunnie chasin, squirrel chasin and bird chasen.
I'ms pretty lean wite now, but in da winter I gets a wittle chunky.
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: doxielady5569128 on July 24, 2009, 06:32:40 AM
Madewoo,
My mama's been saying da same fing!!!  She sez i put on an extwa few ounces ober da winter and now we're going to work dem off.   I don't like werking.    She has been taking me on dese walks.  Dat has been fun, especially when we see da lady wif rolling feet.   She's so fun to bark at!!!!    :headbang:    I don't like dem gween beans at all.   I would radder eat da bwocoli, but mama sez no, onwy gween beans.       

Hopefuwy we bof get unfat soon so we can enjoys da food agin!!!   
:heart: Porky Pie
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: cheryl186 on July 24, 2009, 07:06:50 AM
Maddewoo....I fink dat you are purty no mattah what shape you iz.  My momma sez I am a fatty too since I got my Big Boy Surgery....I hab put on ober a pound....now I hab da back issue...but I am feeling bettah ebery day and in a kuple weeks momma is going to take me for walkies too.  Momma has cut down on my FUD cuz I am in da cwate a lot now so gib me yore address and I will send you sum... :wink:  Lub, Winston :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: 4pacmom on July 24, 2009, 11:48:13 AM
I feel your pain, baby girl!  I am doing the same thing to Gabbe & Minna.  They are both a little on the "fluffy" side. 
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: Kathleen on July 24, 2009, 09:56:20 PM
Hoo boy-wait till you guys get a gander at Murphy.  He's a chub-butt right now.  My mom feels sorry for him because he gobbles up all of his food, then has to watch the other three work their way s-l-o-w-l-y through theirs.  He has a really good L@@K and he's got her snowed that he's pathetically hungry, so she gives him extras.   I'm trying to talk her into a diet for him too.
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: Barb on July 25, 2009, 07:38:38 AM
Oh nos !!!  We dun't like the FAT word or the DIET word...no no no.....
Mind mommy and those extra lbs should drop off fast.......
:heart:
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: papbouv on July 25, 2009, 03:22:55 PM
Do not feel lonely my momma has been feeding me 1/8 of a cup of FUD  am & pm  for almost a year now. I sometimes I get green beans,lettuce,spinach I love any thing green not loosing any weight? Have not gotten to lose weight has been too hot to go out on the scooter too HOT. I do not like to play fetch so it is hard for Momma to get me exercise
Papbouv
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on July 25, 2009, 08:01:25 PM
 :meme: Get your momma to give him 1/4th of his food, then wait for the l@@k and ask him to sit, then another 1/4th, then another l@@k and a sit, then another 1/4th, etc.

That will help him slow down a little, and Momma will feel so good about rewarding his "Sits" and he won't get F-A-T.

(Man, how I hate the "F" word! :verdict:!!)

Auntie Karen :heart:
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: papbouv on July 25, 2009, 09:42:21 PM
Not Fat Fluffy is the new word for that nasty word (Fat)Fluffy sounds better don't you think. ?
Title: Re: Hrrrrumph! Mommy sez I'm F.A.T.!
Post by: hannah on July 30, 2009, 12:23:50 AM
Maddie soon you can enjoy your fav food, take it easy for now and you really need to be little more bouncy and zooming so you could be on great shape! ;)
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Post by: lunakat78 on August 14, 2009, 01:11:03 AM
I just saw this link in the new issue of Good Housekeeping for those furkids on a diet, some good info in here....
http://petobesityprevention.com/index.htm