We at DOX news hab learned of a horrible stowy of doxie abuse happening in our own hometown!!!! Okay okay... its me who was abused. Yestaday started out like any odder day. I waked up, demanded my food, was giben my food, mama took me potty, I barkeded at da neighbor kitty, and den I barked at da neighbor dog named "kitty". :dontknow: Dat ones a stwange doggie finks she's a kitty cat??!
Anyway....Den abter all dat, mama starts putting my bed and toys in da kitchen. Suspicious..... :crazyeyes: Next fing I know, she's putting me in dere and locking da gate?! What?!!! Dis is so wrong on so many lebels!!!! :cussing: :BangHead: Dis is an outwage!!! Wait....where are you going?????
Eben my bestest cwying didn't get her to stay home. :dontknow: I waited a long time den finawy decided to take a nap. Pwetty soon I hear da door rattling. Uh-oh, somebody's coming in!!!! :crazyeyes: I barked and barked and den I see dat its da dude my daddy werks wif. He pways wif me and takes me potty den puts me back in. And den He leabs too!!!! :confused:
After what seems like days, my mama and daddy finawy come home. And boy are dey stinky!!! Dey smell like dey fell in da pond scum. :rolleyes: Mama's all 'cited telling me dey caught 8 rainbow trout and dat it was so fun.
Worst of all is my mama gots a bad sunburn, and now I can't sit on her lap till tomorrow. :cussing: Oh...I did get to twy a little bit of da fishy. (It was good)
:heart: Porky Pie
P.S. What's a sunburn anyway, and why does it make mama's scweam when you scratch it???? :dontknow:
Fin Says: Mebe ifs you just puts your cold nosey on it she will likes dat better! Dats what i did to my mommas!!! Tell her to put A-lo-e V-e-r-a? ON it.. I dunno what dat is... I know it doent smell good tho...
BUT DAT IS OUTRAGEOUS!! I would poop somewhere hard to find if i was you, or someplace they are bound to steps in it! Havin funs without you... NO FAIR!~
Quote from: doxielady5569128 on July 07, 2009, 08:16:13 AM
Mama's all 'cited telling me dey caught 8 rainbow trout and dat it was so fun.
Wait - how in the world can mamas and dads have "fun" if we Dachsies are not invited along? :scratch: Something seems very suspicious here...
xoxo,
Skootr
dis is Parker: I nose for a fac that doxies can go fishin. I don fink dey were fishing, dey was havin fun somewhere else. I fink you should tinkle on der pillows. That will teach them not to abuse you anymore :verdict: :verdict:
I suffers from da same abuse when my Momma and Daddy go to workies. Five days a week :verdict: :verdict:
I jus not fair :confused: :confused:
What an atrocity.... :cussing: What terrible abuse :cussing: We fink dat doxies can go fishin too...we need to sign a petishun......ps: it was a gud fing dat you got to taste da fishies......soo....I wuld be careful wif dat sunburn of yore mommas and mebbe dey will let you go fishin next time :thumb: Lub, Zoe and Winston.
'Pposedly, I didn't get to go fishin' cause da weadder was too hot for me. Mama fought it would be "better for me to stay in the air conditioning." :cussing: HARUMPF!!! I still say, NOT FAIR!!! But, dey did take me to see da Spartans pway again. Da little boys lost bad, but da big boys won. Best of all Iz gets to go again tonight. :meme: :headbang:
dis is Parker: baloney, you needs to get a "cool" coats like I have. I can goes out now no matters how hot it is and I stays cool. Dey is not gonna use dat excuse on me s!!!!! :verdict: :verdict: