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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Leslie on June 01, 2009, 07:13:55 PM

Title: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: Leslie on June 01, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
so dere I wuz, just mindin' my own buziness. NOT looking for strawberries, just kinda wandering around up NEAR the strawberries.  "Oh look," I sez, a pweddy flower, and over here, some grass to roll in". And den I was kinda sorta CLOSE to the strawbberries an when I rolled around in the grass some more I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE FENCE.  I looked around and I did not see da momma, ('cause she gets mad when I take strawberries wiffout her givin' them to me.) And I looked again, and den I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF and I just reached in a little bit and do you know what happened next?!?!?!

It started to rain, right there over dem strawberries!!!! "It burns! It burns!" so I ran away, and den it wasn't rainin' in da other part of the grass.  :scratch:  And dere was da momma waaaaaaaaaaay up near da house and  smilin' and callin' my name.   :wink:
Is dat weird dat it onliest rains on strawberries???!?!?
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: Brekkesmom on June 01, 2009, 07:34:02 PM
Dear Loki,
    It sounds to us like your mama has some rain-makin' talents.  We think our mama does, too, specially when we get all barky over the chihuahuas next door!  Hmmmphf!
                                               Lub,
                                               Brekke and Robinton
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: klsb on June 01, 2009, 07:35:32 PM
Fin Says: Dat is weird... mebe she has special strawberry guards.. sounds sneaky to me... better keep checkin' it out.. Mebe be more sneaky next time!
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: Roberta on June 01, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
Look out for nasty mum with hose, dats what our mum does to make rain when we get into things we are not meant to be in.
Da gang
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: papbouv on June 01, 2009, 11:59:33 PM
Iff'n my momma uses the hoose I lov it lov to play in the waters.Patches
My Daddy gets to come home in the morning I sure will be happy.
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: scootersmom on June 02, 2009, 07:57:57 AM
Loki, I suspect your mom is somehow behind the mysterious spot rainshower.  Humans are TRICKY.  (but we love them anyway  :grin: )

xoxo,
Skootr

p.s. I am not going to tell my mom about this because she may get Ideas.
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: Barb on June 02, 2009, 08:14:54 AM
We tinks dat your mom is being vewy tricky  :doah:
Rudy, Brandy, Toby
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: cheryl186 on June 02, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
Hummm, sounds like yore momma got dat nasty old hose out and sprinkled you!!!  This calls for Dr. Beau Leaky Private Eye Investigation Service!!!
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: Brekkesmom on June 02, 2009, 05:02:55 PM
Haha- we're guessing in this instance, he'd be Dr. Sherlock Holmes Leaky!   :2funny:
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on June 03, 2009, 12:01:05 AM
AHEM . . .

By any chance is your hooman is signatory of the Geneva Convention?  Sounds like a clear cut case of waterboarding to me!  :evil5:

Dr.  L :book1:
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: peterparker on June 03, 2009, 06:16:28 AM
Dis is Parker: da same fing happens to me too when I barks too much in da yard. First Momma says "quiet voice Parker" weal firm, den I heard a noise (wike a super blaster being charged), den if imz still barkin, I gets wet. It also happen when I gets to close to da edges of da pool. Momma says "gets back", and if I doesn't listen, I gets all wet. geeez.
Title: Re: dis is so weird -- by Loki
Post by: doxielady5569128 on June 04, 2009, 07:42:18 AM
Wow, dats sounds scawy. I don't fink I'd like dat stwange rain.