Dis is your DOX NEWS for Wednesday May 6, 2009. Dis segment is entitled "Close Encounters of de Avian Kind."
Dis is Porky Pie 'portin for DOX NEWS. I have some exciting news to report today. :meme: :apls: :hello2: :headbang: Finally, my colleagues hab been able to come up wif somefing good.
Yestaday at appwoimately, 4:30 pm (mountain time), my hoofadder came home fwom werk. As he entered da doorway of da home, I heard a loud scream. Okay... let's face it, he screamed like a girl!!! :2funny: Den in comes dese two wittle birdies. Da dummies kept flying into da window ober and ober, trying to get out. Um... I may be stoopid here, but hab ya eber fought of going back out da door?! Ya dumb birds!! :doah: Anyway...mama and daddy were running around da house trying to get da birds out da fwont door. Meanwhile, I'm sitting in my drug induced stupor, on da living room floor, trying to figure out if I'm seeing fings or what. :crazyeyes:
Next fing I know, mama scoops me up and puts me in my cwate; just as da little bird tries to divebomb us. Abter I was safe in my cwate, daddy got to werk getting da screen out of da window. Den da birdies flew out. Luckilly, dey didn't leab any pwezzies for us to clean up. :apls: No one was injured in dis wild time yestaday. Da birdies may have suffered some 'motional damges, but once dey were out I'm sure dey were just fine.
Now, as to da validity of dis stowy, I'm not weally sure. I may have been hallucinating since my mama gab me allergy medicine yestaday. :dontknow: As far as I know dis stowy is totally true!
Well folks, dis has been anodder exciting installment of DOX NEWS. Stay tuned for more DOX NEWS. Until next time, dis has been Porky Pie! :grin:
Bandit: "Did that really happen?!"
Porky: " Um... my mama said it did."
Bandit: "Cool!! Next time I come over, you hafta show me!"
Porky: " I don't think mama would like dat."
Bandit: "HARUMF!!!"
dis is Parker: I wanna come play at your house. My toys don't move unless somebody throws them.
Good 'portin', Porky Pie! I bwot in a birdie into da hoose once, but it twert much awive. I had done 'er in. It was a whoo whoo bird.....aka a Mourning Dove. Mommy twert too amused.
:heart: Maddie
Quote from: Madderoos Mom on May 07, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
Good 'portin', Porky Pie! I bwot in a birdie into da hoose once, but it twert much awive. I had done 'er in. It was a whoo whoo bird.....aka a Mourning Dove. Mommy twert too amused.
:heart: Maddie
I learneded dat youz hafta be nice to da birdies. My gwammy lubs da birdies and she would hab a fit iffen I herted one. Wez onwy supposed to watch da birdies, not 'ttack dem. Aldough, 'ttacking dem is so much more fun!!! :wink:
Quote from: peterparker on May 07, 2009, 07:11:41 AM
dis is Parker: I wanna come play at your house. My toys don't move unless somebody throws them.
Parker,
Dis is da firstest time I eber had any birdies flying in my house. But, when we libed at da lake, my C-A-T brudder used to let baby racoons in da doggie door and we let dem eat our food. Dat was cool, but mama didn't like it. Also brudder Pete was good friends wif a possum. :headbang: