....And any odder starbing puppers. I found a gweat way to sneak some extwa food. :headbang: :apls: :meme: :hello2: Okay, here's what you do.... Number 1 fing to do is; Hab your mama buy your food in one of dose handy resealable bags. Den....you act all innocent and stoopid about da whole fing so she doesn't get suspicious of you. Den when she feels confident dat you won't get into it, :thumb:, you walk ober and sit by it. Iffen she looks ober at you, she'll fink you're asking for food. Den she will tell you somefing like dis..... "No, no, its not time to eat yet, silly boy (or girl)!"
See now, you gots her fooled. :apls: She just finks you're hungry and totally innocent. Den....you quietly wait until she goes into anodder room. Once da mama has lefted da room, you stand up on your back legs and nuzzle around da top of da bag till, you get an opening large enuff for yer nose. Now, you hafta work fast before da mama comes back!!! Once you got yer nose in, you take some fast bites and hab a small feast. :nana:
WARNING: Listen carefuwy for da mama coming back!!!! Iffen she catches you, da food will no longer be out where you can reach it. :doah: At da slightest noise, get outta dere fast!!!! Go lay down and look sleepy or soemfing. Gib a big yawn for show. :wink:
When yer mama sees da open bag, wif you acwoss da room, she'll say dis. "Hmm...I could have sworn I closed dat bag. :dontknow:" Den you know you was successful and can twy it again later, when you are hungwy. :nana:
:heart: Porky Pie
P.S. I weally should start charging for dese tips, but hey...I'm a nice guy. :grin:
dis is Parker....Momma keeps my kibbles in da front hall closet. I knows how to opens the door. I has a wittle hole chewed in da bottom of da bag. Momma found it today when she was cweaning. I got busted big time. I twid to tell her it was mices, but she didn't beleive me. She watchin me like a hawks now, and I also tinkled on the carpet. I gots in a lots of twble today. I'm wishen for Monday when thems two goes back to work.
Momma gots me some gwen beans for snacks now. I don't likes them very much. I would rather have a nice piece of cheese, or a stuffed kong full of peanut butters.
Momma says once the parks open, I can give ups my diet.
She also has me twaning for the weinie races in Thamesford. Last time I raced I got scared and ran back to the starting gate. Everybody lafed at me. It was humiliating. But Momma gave me lots of hugs and kisses, and everybody came up to me after an said I dids a good job.
Amy here, anybody that can break me out of my incarcenation gets all my treats for a month......................