:crazyeyes: Dis is Porky Pie. You wemember dat diet fing da vet talked about? Well, my mean mama is doing it! It onwy tempowawy until its warm enough to get eberyday walkies again or I lose 1 pound. :doah: My mama onwy gibs me one TEENY, TINY, scoop of food in da morning and den anodder TEENY, TINY, scoop at night. :pray: I jus' pway I survive dis diet fing. I eben sit in fwont of da food containers and gib my mama da L@@k!!! It does nuffing to her, she is HEARTWESS!
My Auntie is coming to bisit me dis weekend, Saturday, Sunday and Monday!!! :hello2: :meme: :apls: Maybe, iffen I beg her she'll gib me some extwa somefing to eat?? :dontknow: I know she is gunna take me to da park. :headbang: She eben wants ta pway ball wif me! My mama will be home too though, so she'll hafta be sneaky wiff da extwa food. I might eben warm up my Auntie's bed for her. :angel4:
Da DOX NEWS fing is postponeded for now acuz, I can't fink of any good news. I'm getting writer's bwock or somefing?? :confused: I'm gonna consult Babwa Walters to see if she's got any fing good for me. I'm twying to get one done for next week. :xfinger: Iffen da dang allwergies would leab me alone I could fink bedda! :BangHead:
Well, Iz gotta go, dere are some new neighbors to bark at! :nana:
:heart: Porky Pie
Porky Pie, Iffin you culd come to our house in Cincinnati, we know dat our momma wuld gib you someting to eat!!!! We kin show you how to wrap our momma awound your widdle paw :angel4: :angel4: We kin check out some flights for you iffin you wish.
Lub, Zoe and Winston
ps: We hope dat yore allergies get beddah real soon :pray:
Porkey Pie I am so sorry to hear you have to be on a diet but your mama is only doing what is best for you sweetie she wants you to be healthy and around for a longggggggg time. Romeo is getting fat and we have him on only 1 bowl of food a day so don't feel bad buddy you are not alone :) you take care and be a good boy and take care of your mama and follow the diet ok :)
hugs and love laura and romeo
Quote from: cheryl186 on March 13, 2009, 07:50:02 AM
Porky Pie, Iffin you culd come to our house in Cincinnati, we know dat our momma wuld gib you someting to eat!!!! We kin show you how to wrap our momma awound your widdle paw :angel4: :angel4: We kin check out some flights for you iffin you wish.
Lub, Zoe and Winston
ps: We hope dat yore allergies get beddah real soon :pray:
Fanks for da offer to come bisit u. I fink I will wait and see iffen my auntie feeds me dis weekend. My mama calleded da vet yestaday and telled dem dat I'm very hungry and whine for food. Dey said I could have some green beans to help me get full. :apls: So, I'm feewing a little bedda now. My allergies will probably be bad till next fall, but dey hab been good yestaday and today. :hello2: :apls:
Auntie Laura and Romeo,
I neber been fat except when I was a tiny boy, so dis diet fing is new to me. Plus, when I libbed at my grammie's house I would steal food fwom Jade, Bandit, and da kitty. So dats why I got so BIG. It used to be dat my mama had to double my food cause I couldn't gain wieght, now I'm a pound too much! :rolleyes: Dese vets jus' can't make up dere mind!
dis is Parker: Oh, Porkie, a diet. You poor little wienie. Has you checked under the cushions on the couch for snacks. Also, babies, and little kids are a good source of food. Hang around them as much as you can.Hopefully your auntie will take care of you this weekend, and don't forget to hid some food for later.
Porky, did you get any extra snackies at your aunties??? When I first moved in to my new home, I wasn't too keen on snackies but now I've turned into a big chowhound and will DEMAND my cookie when I come in from outside. I've put on about a pound since I've been living here and that's good cuz I was too skinny before.
Bonnie