HI, HO, Guinness the Stud Mufin here. :hyper: I'm covering all the "Mature Audience" news that's fit to print.
Dateline Washington: Unfounded rumors persist that the Obama Family has decided on a Portuguese Water Dog for the job of First Dog. Informed sources tell us that dachshunds were never in serious contention for the position. Like we wanted it anyway! :nana:
Tuesday is the Jewish holiday of Purim :occasion18: :occasion16: :occasion15: celebrating the bravery and courage of a Jewish woman named Esther, who stuck her neck out and saved the Jewish people from destruction by Persians who were following the edict cooked up by the evil Haman. It is a day of costumes and candy and a big festive meal, which follows the famous Jewish slogan: "They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat!" :feedme:
Sunday, March 15 is a big day for yours truly :occasion13: and not just because it's the Ides of March. Auntie Karen has laid in an extra dozen eggs and turkey bologna is on the menu - we all have to watch our studly figures. Ceasar will be keeping a low profile. :hiding: (There aren't any puppers named "Brutus" on the board, are there?)
That's all the news from the corral. Nap time!
Guinness :sleepy2:
Guinness why are you writing on Dr Leaky's board? Do you say Happy Purim or Mazel Tav.
Quote from: Marcia from MI on March 08, 2009, 05:03:47 PM
Guinness why are you writing on Dr Leaky's board? Do you say Happy Purim or Mazel Tav.
Well, Miz Marcia, Dr. Leaky is outside 'cause he marked the side of Auntie Karen's bed an' she's not real happy with him right now. I'll switch over to my "adorable" board.
An' what was the other question? Oh, you say Happy Purim!
Guinness
Hmmm . . . I must admit - I AM cute!!!
Yep, ol' Haman did get rather hoisted on his own petard, didn't he?
Now about this, um, liquifying of auntie Karen's bed? Dr. Leaky, you got some 'splainin' to do.