Dis is Pwincess Ima DoraBelle an' I could use some moral support.
Especially fwom Parker, an' Porkey Pie. an' Jade, an' Buddy da Clydesdale, an all my support pwincesses!
Auntie Karen decided to twy me out in da livin' room. Dat's where all da bunnies live! We walked out wif Guinness in da lead. Auntie Karen kept sayn', "Be NICE!" - AN' I KNOW WHAT DAT MEANS!
So I hang out wif Auntie Karen in da kitchen and I eben walked RIGHT PAST Zelda, Da Warrior Pwincess (she's a BIG wuss; she always runs away, I don't think she's a REAL pwincess like us!), I gotta tell you, I was bein GOOD wif a capital GEE!
Den I heared a noise in da dinin' woom. Somebunny's makin noise in da Bunny Haven - it's dis cardboard maze dey play in. So I tiptoe into da room, (I don' wanna DISTURB nobunny!) an' sudenly Woodward N. Bunsteen pops outa one of dem holes! Did you eber play Whack-A-Mole? Well, da next thing I know, I'm gettin' yelled at 'cause I got a big lump o' bunny butt hangin' fwom my mouth! IT WAS ONLY FUR!! I don' know HOW it got dere!
So if you all can tell Auntie Karen dat it's all HER fault, an' tell her dat da bunny didn' eben git hurt (O.K., she WAS a little twamatized!) an' I shouln' get banned for life like she was sayin' last nite, I think she would listen to you!
Signin' off fwom da back yard, where I've been banished -
Ima DoraBelle :bkiss:
P.S :thinik: Don' say nothin' if you're a varmint killer - Aunie Karen's a little sensitive about dat. :dontknow:
Poor li'l Dora. I feel for you, sweetie. After all, (not that I'm approving of this or anything) Dachsie dawgs were bred to hunt bunny rabbits. It's so hard to go against THE instinct. Tell your mommy that the bunnies are fine as long as they stay in their bunny house. I sure hope you're allowed back in the big house soon.
:heart: your support princess, Bonnie
dis is Parker: wish I was there, da bunnies around here just hop away. But why there bunnie in da livin woom. Da bunnies in Canada stay outside. Momma says they are wild, likes the new kittie in da neighborhood.
I fink your Momma is mixed up - bunnies outside, doxie in da house!!!!!
Doxie's are hunters not fair to be put out of the house the bunnies are suppose to be out side in hutches not inside dog inside bunny outside.Not fair trying to make you go against your natural instincts not sure it can be done with a hunting dog .Buddy would do the same thing after all it is hardwired into all dogs its our code to live by.Patches
I know how hard it is for you to be good around all that good rabbitness, as it is what doxie are meant to hunt. Maybe, Auntie Karen is just keeping the peace by keeping you out of temptation's way. After all, you don't need to be around any stinking rabbit, you're a Princess!!! :icon_queen:
Darcel
Oh my poor sweet pwincess!! :heart: Dat jus' bweaks my heart to hear dat your mean mama would blame perfect little you for anyfing! Let alone, causing harm to a bunny fing. Dat whack-a-mole fing sounds perdy cool dough!! :wink: I fink you should consider suing da tweats outta her. Jus' my opinion.
:heart: Porky Pie
P.S. Jade is werking on writing a letter to da judge for ya. Oh, and Detective Bandit is checking into pressing charges on your behalf. :apls:
Quote from: papbouv on February 27, 2009, 09:49:59 PM
Doxie's are hunters not fair to be put out of the house the bunnies are suppose to be out side in hutches not inside dog inside bunny outside.Not fair trying to make you go against your natural instincts not sure it can be done with a hunting dog .Buddy would do the same thing after all it is hardwired into all dogs its our code to live by.Patches
BINGO!
Mixing Doxies and bunnies is just asking fer trouble....