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Title: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: Madderoos Mom on February 14, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
Hewwo, dis is Maddewoo.  Today, we had a speshul day because we got to go to this neat place where there were lots of long doggies for 'doption.  My auntie Stacey was there with all the poor long dogs who don't have homes.  She was twying find homes for dem.  Some of dem came fwom vewwy bad homes and some came fwom da Bakersfield Humane Society.  Anyway, we were dere along with udder fwends of dachsies including auntie Genette and unka Jeff wiff Chloe, Gwetchen and Penny (Penny was their wescue baby who was found alone in an empty apartment for WEEKS).  Anyway, this ebent was at a pet supply store and boy were there yummy things there.  Since nobody was in the store, us GOOD doggies were allowed to woam weesh fwee in da store.  Well, I was on da good doggy list....UNTIL....I becaume a hooligan.  Da manager caught me wed pawed.  As Merlin would say..."Is dere a pwoblem officer?"  I only wanted a snack and dis 10 pound sack smelled yummy.  So while mommy wasn't payin' tenshun, I bwoke into dat sack and helped my little self.  Den I was BUSTED! Um, I might need to hire me a lawyer at this point.  Mommy and papa were mortified.  They offered to pay for da fud.  Since the manager wasn't da owner, she said we would wait to see what the owner said.  She was vewwy nice.  She tooked mommy's addwess and phone #.  Mommy might be getting a bill for da fud.  We would have bought da fud, and then donated it to the poor homeless doggies but it was SPESHUL Pwescwiption fud for doggies wiff kidley pwoblems.  I only know it tasted yummy.  So, dat was my day.  It's 4:00 now and I'm hootin' and hollerin' for my 5:00 dinnah so you can see, I didn't get much of dat yummy scwiption fud at all. 

PS...Bonnie used to be a homeless doggie but Auntie Stacey said she could come home to lib wiff me.  Stacey WUVS da long dawgs.  If you know anyone who wants a vewwy nice long dawg, be sure to check out http://foxydoxyrescue.rescuegroups.org/   I see this is a NEW website and looks like it's under construction.  I'll wemind ebberyone when da website is all done.

:heart: Maddewoo
Title: Re: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on February 14, 2009, 08:14:35 PM
 :headbang: Dr. Melvin Belli Leaky at your service:

Auntie Karen says that the pet store can return the bag as broken and insurance will cover it.  She doesn't know why they would even consider asking you to pay for it! :rolleyes:
If you need more legal advice, just let me know.  After all, that's what friends are for! :wink:

Dr. L. :thumb:
Title: Re: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: Madderoos Mom on February 14, 2009, 08:19:03 PM
Good advice, Dr. L.  That's what the manager said too.  That's why we didn't have to cough up 27.00 dollars today (sheesh, prescription stuff you pay through the nose).  So I will wait for an email or a bill.  Hopefully they can return the bag as damaged.  I DID buy a new toy today for Bonnie.  It's a STUFFLESS raccoon.  She LOVES it.  'Fact is, Maddie likes it too, but Bonnie isn't big on sharing.  It's definitely a supervised toy. 
Title: Re: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: doxielady5569128 on February 14, 2009, 09:13:41 PM
Uh-Oh!   I, Porky Pie Bow Davis, would happy to wepwsent you in any legal cwaims if needed.   Howeber, I am no lawyer, so...I'd hab to hurry up and pass da Bar xam first.   Just let me know and I'd be happy to help you out.   I fink its dere fault for habing it so low on da shelf.  Pwus dey should use packaging dat doesn't let dat enticing smell come frough.    :wink:  Not your fault at all! 


Title: Re: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: peterparker on February 15, 2009, 04:56:01 PM
dis is Parker: next time you going shoppin with the Momma, make sure she gots lots of moneys. I lub smellins all the foods.
Title: Re: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: Barb on February 15, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Roo - you rule !!!!!  We bow down to your craftiness  :wink:

Rudy, Brandy, Toby
Title: Re: Mommy Says I'm a Real Hooligan
Post by: scootersmom on February 18, 2009, 11:19:42 AM
I, Skootr, think it's very resourceful of you to figure out a way to get the food you wanted!  Clearly this means you are a Dachshund of Great Smarts!