:crazyeyes: I fought I had hidden my secwet stolen fings really well. Apawently not. While she was looking fer da vet wecords, she searcheded my cwate, underneaf my bwankies. :doah: Since its winter, I have a MOUND of bwankies in dere. Pwus, it makes it comfy.
Anyway...here's what she finded.....
1. a key, she has no idea what its too, and I'm not telling where I finded it. :nana:
2. unka Ty''s shirt he's been looking for. I dragged it in and hid while mama was busy packing for our move. :headbang: Its a Led Zepplin one too. :headbang:
3. Jade's Cwistmas pwezzie, a squeaky duck. Hey, I ought to get a pwize, I did not make it squeak once! Nor, did I destuff or desqueak it. :angel4:
4. My toofbwush, you just neber know when ya needs to get cweaned. :dontknow:
5. Half of a tweat my mama gab me a week ago. :meme:
AND da worstest of all.....
6. My Ultra-secwet stash of da sqeakers for de-squeaked Cwistmas prezzies. I had like 8! Can you beweive she frowed dem out!!! :BangHead:
Oh and anodder bad fing, mama finded da papers she was looking for. :doah: I gotta go to da gwoomer on Tuesday. We getted our interview done and dey moved up on da list cause I was a "sweet boy". Dey askeded a lot of questions, good fing mama knew dem answers. Somefing about what I like and don't like, any allergies, and about my temper or somefing. :dontknow: :cussing: I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER!!! okay...maybe I do..
:heart: Porky Pie
PS. Da papers were put into a suitcase by daddy, and he fergot to tell mama. :2funny: He was being "helpful". :wink:
Porky Pie you are something ! I love telling my Mom about you! Have a good week little buddy!
mom - no pictures of the secrest stash as evidence and humor for us?
I'd love to post pictures of his "stash" however, a certain little doxie... who will remain nameless, has eaten the USB cord for our digital camera. :doah: So...we have to buy a new one before we can post any pictures.
Porky, every time I read your stories, you put a smile on my face! It's definitely not boring at your house! Dee :wink:
LOL - thats a doxie for ya!! if only - I have hundreds of USB cables laying around, I can't give them away anymore... I used to get them with every cable modem install when I worked for the cable company, nobody wanted them back then... I guess they still dont?
Goodness, Porky, you sure had a lot of stuff in your crate. I'm surprised there was still room for you. I love your stories, keep them coming. Smoochies to you little fellow.
Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang
:2funny: Oh Porky!!! You never fail to put a smile on my face :2funny: :2funny: