Dis is Porky Pie,
I gots to go on an adventure today. Mama and I went for our neighborhood walk dis morning, as usual. Den I was a good boy all day, only barking once when da neighbor's slammed dere door loudly. :apls: Our landlord has a powicy about loudness, so mama's been telling me know whens I bark. Anyway....Mama was so happy dat I was a quiet boy all day dat we gots to go to a park wif daddy. :meme: :hello2: :apls:
At dis park dere were dese fings dat looked really funny, talked A LOT, and smelled funny. Mama wouldn't let me get close enuff to figure out what dey were. :rolleyes: Here's what dey looked like. Some of dem had green heads, odders, had brown and black heads, and two had white heads. :dontknow: Den dey all had dese cwazy feet dat were orange or black. What could dese fings be?? Some of dem my mama said are WILD and dat I could NEVER NEVER go by dem. I guess dey onwy come once a year or somefing?
Well anyways...it was a really fun day!
Hmmmm, Gooses? :grin: Peacocks? If they were geese, mommy is right. You should keep your distance, Porky Pie. Not everyone wants to be your friends. Gooses bite.
It was Canadian Geese and some ducks that Iz saw. Dey were kewl! :thumb:
dis is Parker. Thems geese is Canadian like me. They come an swims in my pool in the spring. Momma gets real mad cause they also poop in the pool. She puts inflatable sharks in it to keep them away. I also can stop barkin at them froms inside the house, but Momma won't let me chase them.