Hewwo, dis is Maddewoo. I has just got back from Mishun Woam. You see, my papa was bwingin' into da house the tall wadder to change da lightbulb in da ceiling. Well, wittle did mommy or papa know that I can be vewwy sneeky and I kinda, sorta sneeky'd wight out da fwont door. I, of course, went to my favorite munch and cwunch stop and had some dewishus kitty wokas that hide in the gwass beside our howse. Next, I took a stwoll down da stweet to visit the kitty cats dat live 2 doors down. I musta been gone for ober a 1/2 hour cuz my mommy and papa didn't 'scover I was gone wight away and I was nekkid, so no jinglies. We lib in a mobo home pawk so da wodes aren't vewwy bizzy but papa wan down to the main wode just incase I was on my way to get a cuppa at StawBuks. Finally Bonnie finally got on my scent and found me coming outta the dwiveway of the house of kittycats. The kitty cats weren't home when she came. Perhaps I chased dem away, but I'm not telling. We doggers need to keep SOME secwets. The hoopawents were vewwy gwad to see me and cawwied me home. Opewashun Woam was a success because I successfully gab my hoopawents a hat attack. Now I is vewwy sweepy so I will sign out for now.
:heart: Maddewoo
Maddie, don't you ever do that again!!! :meme:
Oh my gosh!! I would have been freaking out!! Don't you ever ever go on any more secret missions little lady!! Next time ask your mama to go see those kitties. I'm glad you made it home safe and sound.
:thumb: Hey, Hey, HEY!!! WAY TO GO MIZ MADDEWO!
That's a girl after my own heart! Did you get any good food fwom the neighbors twash? There's a synagogue four blocks fwom here an' dey have some great stuff!! Did you eber twy . . .
Merlin! Cheez it!! Auntie Karen's coming!!
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Who's been on my computer?? BOYS!!!!!! :ticked:
Oh Maddie! I bet your little mission away from home put your Mom and Dad's hearts in their throats!! Good thing, Miss Bonnie picked up your scent! Sarge has pulled off a mission or two also in past years.....but he was heads to our neighbors house and their back door. Thank goodness we live on a very very quiet street. He hasn't tried any missions in recent times.......Now, Duggie and Sarge want to know.....what did you do to the kitties......did you visit with them and they left home?
dis is Parker: Maddie you needs to be careful when you goes off wanderin. You also needs to stay away from them black kitties with the white stripes. They smell good buy they spray eeeeeeck in your face. Burns your eyes.
I has only been on two missions. The first one I darted out the front door and almost got hit by the mail truck. Then the mail man got out of the truck and chased me through the cemetary (it's at the end of my street) and brought me back to my Momma. It was great fun running from the mailman but Momma was crying. I felt really really bad about making Momma cry. She crys when she is worried.
The second time I went to the neighbors yard to say hello to her kittie. NO MORE MISSIONS FOR ME!!!!!
From now on I goes wif my Momma! I'm a Good Boy!
I just have to say, this was one of my favorite stories ever. Miss Maddaroo sounds like she had a blast :wink:
Maddie - Bad Bad Girl....don't scare your mommy and daddy like that !!! They would not know what to do without you !!!
Careful sweetie - just stay at home !
Simon and kitty have an uneasy relationship.They have to keep a reasonable distance,but at least kitty now tolerates Simon.
Oh Miss Madison....thank goodness you are home and are alright.....dear sweet baby girl...please try and be good and never, never go on a secret mission again...ok??? We love you and want you to stay safe and sound