Dis is Porky Pie wif DOX NEWS. We had a stwange man arrive at our home today. He cwaims he's here to take our twubbles away. :dontknow: I didn't know we had any! When he got here, Bandy and I gave him da 'fficial two bark salute! :headbang: Okay Okay...it was more den two barks and came complete with some cool geyser action (if you get my drift) :wink: Dis dude is so boring all he did was write sumfing down on his papers he didn't run of say "EW!!!" of nuffin. Now, how boring is that?! After he got in da door he sat down on da couch and told us to jus act like its a normal day and he's not here. So...mama sat down on da chair and start typing up her latest stowy idea on her computer.
Well we haben't had anyone to show our new Cwistmas toys to yet, so Bandy and I tromped back to our room and grabbed ebery toy, 1 by 1 and laid dem on da libing room floor. Once we got dem all out dere, we start grabbing toys and frowing dem in da air, grunting to each odder and squeaking up a storm! :meme: Da guy again jus took out his stoopid notes. :dontknow: Geez dude, don't ya know good entertainment when ya see it?!
Since da guy didn't wespond to our playtime show, we decided maybe he was dirty and didn't see da show cause his face was cobered in dirt. :thinik: So....I jumped up started gibing him da hand washin and Bandy got up on his shoulder and gab him a face and ear wash. Bandy's real good at dose since he has daily pwactice. Da guy still didn't seem impwessed. :confused: What?!
Bandy and I gab up twying to impwess dis boring old dude. We both laid down by my mama and went to sleep. Den I hear da guy say..."Do they always sleep one on each side of you?" Mama sez, "Yes" and da guy sez... "Interesting." WHAT?!! DUDE, are you so BORING dat watching sleep is "Interesting?" but, wrestle mania pwaytime is Boring?
I fink dis dude is a little backwards. Well, we gotta figure out more ways to entertain dis dude. Until next time dis has been DOX NEWS.
Okay, I'm dying to know who the "strange man" was and what he was doing there. Porky, you need to have your momma come on and 'splain.
The "strange man" is the behaviorist who is observing at our house to see what he thinks about Jade. He gave us some great ideas and insight into how she is acting and feeling. He thinks she attacked Patches because she was trying to "play" with the kitty. We need to supervise and teach her how to have positive interactions with the cat and the two doxies. He said he didn't think anything was mentally or physically wrong with Jade. She just needs to be watched and worked with a little more. He did say she may have some anxiety issues, but said unless she continues to have "outbursts" than she shouldn't need medicated for it.
Oh! That's very good, then! Thank goodness it wasn't rage syndrome!
dis is Parker: Jade.....you need to play nice. I don't like kitties either, they is sneakie cwetures, so I jus ignores them. I'm a good boy!
That is good news. Glad he didn't feel it was rage syndrome. I know you will be very careful with Jade around Bandit, Porky and Patches. Good luck with the training and meeting Jade's anxiety issues.