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Title: HEY B/T smooth puppers: Great Uncle JACQUES is in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on December 24, 2008, 02:33:54 AM
Are you a black and tan smoothie?

Are you a doxie?

Well, if you answered yes to both these questions, your relative is in Smithsonian Magazine!!!  Yousuf Karsh is a famous photographer who is featured in this month's Smithsonian.  To enjoy his works, go to www.karsh.org.

Enjoy!  Auntie Karen :pic:

I BEG YOUR PARDON!!  Just because this photo was taken in Paris, doesn't mean that is a Frenchified doxie!

French Fried doxie???  He looks like he spent too much time in the deep fat fryer!

Hey, boys, do you know why France has such lovely forests?

Yeah, yeah, Ima "Pain-In-Marie-Antoinnette's-Derriere."  It's because the Germans like to march in the shade!

Ah Hah!!  Proves my point!!  That's A German dachshund!

ALL OF YOU - GET BACK TO BED - NOW!!!

:bolt: :hiding: :slomo: :icon_compress:
Title: Re: Great, great, great, great, great Uncle JACQUES's in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!!!!
Post by: sollysmom on December 24, 2008, 02:34:18 PM
I's fink I's must be rewaited.  I's is black and tan, and I's is a doxie.  Do I get a heritance or somefing??  I's needs the money!

Sol Da Man  :glasses9:
Title: Re: Great, great, great, great, great Uncle JACQUES's in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on December 28, 2008, 02:43:19 AM
Quote from: sollysmom on December 24, 2008, 02:34:18 PM
I's fink I's must be rewaited.  I's is black and tan, and I's is a doxie.  Do I get a heritance or somefing??  I's needs the money!

Sol Da Man  :glasses9:
Pssst!  Solly!

I think you're my long lost half-brother Ludwig!  I mean, look at us!

Beau
Psst!  Beau!

I'M the one with the long lost half-brother Ludwig - well, actually, a step-brother John Clinton!  Now  get back to bed!!!!

Auntie Karen :nono:

Title: Re: HEY B/T smooth puppers: Great Uncle JACQUES is in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!!!!
Post by: sollysmom on December 29, 2008, 07:14:39 AM
I's says Howdy Bubba!!  I's always wanted to nose what happened to my bubba.  Youse must be a bubba from a different litter, but hey what da heck.  A bubba is a bubba!  Welcome to da fammy.

Sol Da Man  :glasses9:
Title: Re: HEY B/T smooth puppers: Great Uncle JACQUES is in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!!!!
Post by: TerriL on December 29, 2008, 12:40:11 PM
ME ME ME! Bella Sanders....  Black and Tan.... a little bit portly..... no known biological family ..... the laid back personality of an artist.... yep... I betcha I'm related!
Title: Re: HEY B/T smooth puppers: Great Uncle JACQUES is in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!!!!
Post by: Dr. Beau Leaky on December 29, 2008, 01:10:17 PM
 :funnyup: Well, Boy Howdy, Solly!  We'z Bubbas AN' bruddas!  An' mebee even French!  Auntie Karen keeps callin' me a "faux" dachshund - whateber dat means.

AN' BELLA . . .!  Dat means "bee-u-tee-full" in Eye-talian!  You green-eyed vixen, you!  We're all probably couzins - we're so good lookin' - whadya think?

Dr. Hop-Along Leaky :thumb:
Title: Re: HEY B/T smooth puppers: Great Uncle JACQUES is in SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE!!!!!!
Post by: sollysmom on December 29, 2008, 09:16:39 PM
Dear Bubba Leaky,

First youse needs to tell youse Auntie Karen dat dere ain't no such fing as a faux dachshund.  We's all dog, nothing "faux" about us brudder.  Secondly, I's fink we's all related, so we wants our heritance!  I's needs the money, as I's sure dat both of youse,  Bubba Leaky and Sissy Sanders do.  We's needs to get youse, Dr. Johnny Cockran Leaky to go to court and makes our claim.  Whatcha fink?

Sol Da Man  :glasses9: