Fwom Bonnie's post about da Big bed I can see we are need of a new support gwoup for us doxies. Yes, if you are a member of da PEA, you can also join dis gwoup. Who sez you can onwy hab one issue?! Anyway....dis new gwoup shall be called da OLA or Obssessive Lickers annoymous. I for one have a serious issue wif dis one. Sometimes I lick so loudly and so incessantly dat my mama tells me to settle down so she can sleep. *Hides in shame* Raise one paw if you would like to join dis gwoup. Also, pwease share how licking has destwoyed your daily life. :comfort: Us lickers gotta stick togedder.
Me! Me, Sophie! Boy, does I lick. I licks mom and dad, I licks da couch, I licks da rug, I licks my bed. Dad sez if he dint stop me I'd lick him raw. Mom hollers at me in da middle of da night "Sophie, stop lick!" If my peoples has bare feet, I runs after dem and licks dere feet. I licks mom's legs. I licks hard and I licks fast. Sign me up for OLA today!
dis is Parker....sign me up, I loves to lick. I even lick walls. I doesn't licks in the big bed howevers......that gets me put in the crates. No warnins or nothin.....just plopped in the crate. I likes to lick faces right after i've had one of those forbidden snackers. You PEA member knows what I means. :confused: :2funny:
Bella here...count me and my new brudder Oscy in! We can wet down an entire side of da big bed in no time flat!
Yup, yup, yup...dis is Winston. You can count me and Zoe in dis new gwoup....we lick our toenails in da big bed all da time. :thumb: We also are pwoud members of PEA and also of TCA (toenail chewers anonymous!!) We lubs to chew our toenails right when momma and daddy twy to go to sleep :wink:
My name is Ilsa, and I am a licker! OMG! I thought I was the only pupper in the world that couldn't hold her licker! Doesn't it just make your mouth water when your peoples put lotion on?!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lotionm my fav :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes:Parker
Count me in I alwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys clean in da middle of da night mum says it drives them all nuts. Does rolling in fox pooo make you a member of PEA to. Amy
Psssssss...hey Amy, this is Buelah. We don't have foxes around here but duck poop works really well for rolling in to! Nice and stinky! I hate it when mama makes me have a BATH after I roll in perfectly lovely duck poop. She has no sense of humor about these things!
Wow, I too, was feeling alone in my addiction to licking, Isla. OMG LOTION!!! Yummo!! Hey Winston and Zoe, I forgot about da TCA! I'm a member of dat too. Amy, I'd say rolling in fox poo is one step away from eating it. Yea, you can join PEA definately! I'm shockeddis is such a life alterwing pwoblem for all of us, I was finking da number of puppers affected by dis horrible addiction would be smaller. :dontknow:
WHO SAYS DIS IS A PWOBLEM??? :meme:
Just because our hoomans don't know when they need a really good cleaning, doesn't mean we're wrong for cleaning them!! Who else would do it?? :scratch: A cat? I don't think so! :nono:
I think we should be the ULI - Universal Lickers International!
Guinness :thumb:
Quote from: Guinness on December 11, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
WHO SAYS DIS IS A PWOBLEM??? :meme:
Just because our hoomans don't know when they need a really good cleaning, doesn't mean we're wrong for cleaning them!! Who else would do it?? :scratch: A cat? I don't think so! :nono:
I think we should be the ULI - Universal Lickers International!
Guinness :thumb:
SOMEBODY HELP ME! :meme:
I'M LAID UP IN BED WITH A COLD AND GUINNESS IS LICKING ME!! :crazyeyes: SOMEONE COME AND SAVE ME!! MY ADDRESS IS - :nono: Uh, uh, uh, Auntie Karen, no addresses on the Internet. National security and all. Don't you worry now, I'm almost done with your left side. :thumb:
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Otay, I hab ta join this group. I lub ta lick my brudders, my momma, da floor, da carpet, da sofa, blankets, oh well, just bout eberting needs to be licked. I drive Momma and my brudders crazy. hehehe
Bonita of the New Jersey Doxie Gang
Duggie needs to join the PEA, TCA, and Licker group; Sarge is a licker only. And, they really like to lick when it's time to settle in and go to sleep......I'm always telling them to stop. Duggie also likes to really chew on his toenails ..... after the lights are out....all of a sudden, I hear crunching! And, in regard, to the PEA, he'll look to see if we are watching him......and if he thinks we're not.....welll........it's yum-yum time to him! You should see the look he gives when we call his name catching him in the act......What?? Who ME???????? I'm not doing nuttin'!!
Me! (raises paw reluctantly). I was just found out and must join PEA. I never touched Dolly's poop. No, but she sure thought MY tootsie rolls were yummy. I just discovered Bonnie's poop. YUM!! Mommy was NOT pleased. Don't know what her deal is. So here I am. It's come to this. I, Maddie, am a member of P.E.A. Oh, and my hoomans used to think that I licked a lot. Bonnie can lick circles around me. She is welentless! I only lick my peeeeple. Bonnie licks peeeeple and ebbery thing else in her path.....but she doesn't eat poop. Bonnie would like to be a member of Porky's O.L.A.
:heart: Maddewoo
P.S. Mebbe da members of the TCA have an advantage. If youse guys bite your own toe nails, den you don't have to go to da gwoomer or da vet to have toe chops. Sounds like a win win situation!
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Molly would make an outstanding member of OLA. Schatzi wouldn't do too bad, either. Molly will lick people if you let her, but she is just as happy licking the comforter, her paws, Schatzi, and anything else that is in the way of her tongue, especially at night. We say it is her pacifier and she uses it to go to sleep. If you think a doxie licking is loud, just try going to sleep when a bulldog is licking the covers-the snuffling that goes with it will drive a person insane!