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Title: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: JetEd73 on December 01, 2008, 07:33:33 AM
My weenie is fast.

Your junk is junk...and slow.

This weekend I went to a Dachshund festival in Marrietta GA. They had weenie dog races.

Mr. Wilson finnished 1st place in 2 of the 3 races. We got a 1st place ribbon, a mini trophy ( 2 inches high) a treat bag with treats, a key chain and a bobo to play with. This was his very first weenie dog race and I see great potenial in him.

This february we're going PRO. Is us getting on a healthy eating program, aerobics and excersize, and our own race track with starting gate in the back yard.

This spring and summer were going to hit every weenie dog rally and race we can find. Before it's over I'lll bet we even have corporate sponsorship to go with our trophy case full of trophys.

IT'S ON BOYS. Rescue dog Mr. Wilson kicks azz.
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: cheryl186 on December 01, 2008, 08:10:09 AM
 :apls: :apls: :headbang: :headbang:  Mr. Wilson, you are TOTALLY AWESOME!!! :apls: :apls:
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: Spanish Teckels on December 01, 2008, 08:27:02 AM
we´re seriously impressed!  Any piccies?
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: JetEd73 on December 01, 2008, 08:43:37 AM
no pics yet, but soon, I'm waiting on an email now.

I just had to brag, going with a rescue dog is paying off big time.
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: doxielady5569128 on December 01, 2008, 09:42:03 AM
Yeah Mr. Wilson!!!     :apls:
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: tpoof on December 01, 2008, 11:29:18 AM
Ceaser here!  :grin: You may be fast for a Southern Doxie, but I'm the fastest thing in this neck of the woods!!  :thumb: :crazyeyes: :headbang:
Too bad I's so far away or I would race you all over the place... around the grass and trees and thru bushes and flower beds.... :hello2: :headbang:
I can even swim fast if I had too.. :wink:

Hey Hon! Look at how Ceasers legs start going when he's dreaming... cute hey!
he must be having SOME dream, yipping like a pro Doxie racer.... :grin:   :2funny:


Good luck on your racing career Mr. Wilson :grin:
We'll be cheering from the sidelines.... Ceaser too!  :wink:
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: Kathleen on December 01, 2008, 11:32:06 AM
Awesome!  I've always wanted to enter one of those, but I just know mine would be the ones wandering away and looking silly.    Winston would run, but only if I could throw a ball for him, and that's against the rules.
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: Madderoos Mom on December 01, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
Hey Mr. Wilson, mebbe you could come on down to our Weenie Races here in Atascadero next Sept!  I'd cheer ya on, sweet boy!


:heart: Bonnie
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: JetEd73 on December 02, 2008, 02:47:25 PM
oh Mr. Wilson and I are so there for next year

http://www.weinerrace.com/index.html
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: JetEd73 on December 02, 2008, 02:54:15 PM
http://www.wienertakesall.com/
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: JetEd73 on December 02, 2008, 02:59:16 PM
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1352724PQK6NDr7
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: Norman on December 02, 2008, 03:37:52 PM
Man I gotta get Simon in on this!My boy is like a Cheetah on a Gazelle!!!

Congrats to Mr.Wilson and you JetEd!
Title: Re: I got the fastest weenie dog at the races.
Post by: peterparker on December 02, 2008, 03:47:54 PM
dis is Parker: dere are some weinie races in Thamesford Ontario in June. Gonna be the biggest weinie fest in Canada. Once again I'll be racin. Momma already has me in training chasin me around da house. Last year was my first race. I did okay in first heat, but them crowds got so loud with all the cheerin, and hollerin, I got scared and wouldn't come out the startin gate for the second heat. Momma said that was okay and I got tweets and hugs, and a ribbon that I ate. yum. You should come this year Mr. Wilson. We could be friends.