Wiener Writings

Today is my special day, November 18, 2008!    :meme:  Here it is....

Full Name: Porky Pie Bow Davis

Everyone Calls Me: Pork, Porky, Elvis (see picture below), da Porkmeister, Pork and Beans, Wiggle Butt, Tippy, No Legs (grandpa's nickname for me),   etc...

Age: 3 1/2

Gotcha Day: May 28th, 2005???  (Mama can't member da zact date)

Who I Own or Live With:  Here we go..... I lib wif, my mama, my daddy, my hoogwandpa, my hoogwandma, my unka Ty, my best bud Bandit, da kitty Patches, and Babydog Jade.

Hometown: Bayard,NE (for now) 

How Long I have been a Part of the Wiener Writings Family: since I was three months old

I am a Mini/Tweenie/Standard: mini

Weight (Only if you want to share):  a hefty 10 pounds.  (I'm supposed to weigh 8 1/2-9 pounds)   

Hair Color:  I'm a Piebald, so Iz got black and tan, wif large white spots, and black and tan ticking on my legs.  I also hab a white tip on my black tail.  Even my toes are mulit-colored!!   :meme:

Coat Type: I'm a smoooth opewator.   (whateber dat means) :dontknow:

Eye Color: soulful brown

Favorite Person/People:

My mama is first, den my daddy, den my gwandma's (on bof sides), den my gwandpa's (on bof sides), and den anybody else who makes fwiends wif me.  I'm love lots of people, mama sez I'm berry social.

Favorite Toy:

My Peanut toy.  Its a toy that is rubber peanut wif a rope tied through da center and knotted at each end of da peanut. Boy is it fun to chew on!!  I also like my Hedgehog (Herbert), my lambie (Lambert), and my Bobo (Spike).   OOOHH, I almost forgot, my body guard teddy, Carlton.  He watches ober my bed at night. 


Favorite Treat:  Peanut Butter and Molasses Dog tweats fwom Walmart.  Dey are BIG animal cookies!!    :crazyeyes: and also anyfing wif Peanut butter.   Yum!!!!

Favorite Things or Favorite Things to Do:

Watch Meerkat manor wif gwandpa, watch news, play wif Bandit, go fer walkies, RUNNNNN!!!!, and did I mention playing yet??!,  I like to play steal da daddy sock too, boy dats fun!  Don't tell anybody, but I like to pway wif da kitties too.   

Least Favorite Thing to have done or to do: Toe chops, hear loud scary fings, and go to da vet. 

Where I Sleep at Night:

In my Big Boy bed until 2 am and den I wake up my mama and climb in bed wif her.  My mama always wonders why its 2 am, we'll jus' let her keep twying to figure dat out.  :thumb:

I am a Hunter/Huntress -- Yes or No: yes, if you move in my yard....you better watch out, I'll eat cha!!!! 

What I do when my Hoomans are away: cry, sing, howl, yip, listen, wait by da door, and den finally sleep.

Story about me that my Hoomans would like to share:

Porky is a smiley, happy little dog.  If Porky's tail isn't wagging and he isn't giving a smile or doing his Elvis impression, you know he's really sick.   Porky loves to play and is very smart!  He learned, to SIT and LAY at two months old.  He was also fully housetrained at 3 monthths old.    Porky took obedience school last year, but flunked out.  He couldn't pass the class because he didn't want to sit in the cold dirt and he couldn't stop interacting with a Rottweiler and Great Dane that were his buddies.    :2funny:  The Rottweiller thought she was his mama dog and like to pick Porky up and give him LOTS of kisses.  Porky would copy-cat everything she did.   The Great Dane just loved Porky, he would literally drag his owner until he was standing next to Porky.  Then he would lay down by Porky and refuse to move.     After obedience school was over, we saw the instructor at the dog park and Porky quickly showed he all the tricks she taught in class.  She was flabbergasted that he would never do them in class, so she gave him the most stubborn award.   

Story that I want to share about my Hoomans:  I hab used my special powers :crazyeyes:  to twain my hoomans into gibing me tweats, gibing me a massage, and taking me swimming wheneber I want!!   Mama finks she da biggest push-ober when it comes to tweats, but my hoodaddy likes to sneak me tweats dat mama doesn't know about.  Also, I'm one of da few dogs allowed to go into a local farm store to pick out my own toys.    :meme:   Dey hab my picture up by da counter and it sez "cute dog" allowed in store.   How bout dat?!!   :apls: :headbang:  Its cuz I'm a good boy when I go dere.  Dey eben let me look at da baby chicks in da spring.   

Here's some more pictues!!

you are indeed one of the cutest guys EVER!!!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

I must have seen mostly facial shots of Porky, because I never realized he was a piebald!  He's absolutely adorable and I love the picture of  his buns hanging out the back of his burrowed-in bed. 

Happy Star Day, Porky! 

 :urock:Hey Porkmeister: Have a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood day buddy! Love the picture of you under the blanket and tail sticking out!  :thumb:

Quote from: Kathleen on November 18, 2008, 11:21:06 AM
I must have seen mostly facial shots of Porky, because I never realized he was a piebald!  He's absolutely adorable and I love the picture of  his buns hanging out the back of his burrowed-in bed. 

Happy Star Day, Porky! 

Actually he was hiding under the couch in that picture.  He was pretty surprised when I found him.   :2funny:

Porky, you have an adorable cute face, and your coloring is stunning.  Good boy.  Enjoy your day!

WOW< ARE YOU ONE GORGEOUS GUY OR WHAT!!!!!!  [/b]  ENJOY YOUR SPECIAL DAY SWEETIE PIE :heart: :heart:

Happy Star of the Day, Porky!!  Hope you have fun today and get lots of treats & cuddles....   EmmyLou sends a kiss to her sweetie...       :heart:         Hugs, Belly Rubs & Smoochies!!!

dis is Parker:  Porkie, yous a PIE BALD. I can't compete with the ladies agains a PIEBALD. Sends me your leftovers.

Parker's Mom: You handsome beast Porkie!!!

Happy "Star of the Day" to our famous Weinerland Doxie Reporter, Porky Pie.  You are just so handsome.  Smoochies to you, sweetie.  We hope your day is filled with belly rubs and treats.  We loved your bio and your pictures.

Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang

I too didn't realize Porky is a piebald! This was such a treat to see all these photos of him he is adorable! He really is a smart and funny little guy. I can't believe he is 3 and a half already!!??! Our baby Porky is growing up way too fast it seems like a month ago you were just on the board and he had eaten that moth ball thingie and we all thought he was poisoned! He has had a lot of adventures since then too.

Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on November 18, 2008, 05:55:38 PM
I too didn't realize Porky is a piebald! This was such a treat to see all these photos of him he is adorable! He really is a smart and funny little guy. I can't believe he is 3 and a half already!!??! Our baby Porky is growing up way too fast it seems like a month ago you were just on the board and he had eaten that moth ball thingie and we all thought he was poisoned! He has had a lot of adventures since then too.

I know Dee Dee, He is growing up WAY too fast!!   That moth ball incident was the scarist moment ever in his little lifetime.    I still have the pictures of his pathetic looking face after the vet gave him the charcoal and pumped his little tummy.   :crybaby2:  I'm so glad he doesn't get in any troubles like that anymore!!  I like his calmer, sillier adventures better!! 

Emmy Lou!!!!!!!!!!!!  Smooches back to you fwom your boy.   :heart:

You are soooooo adorable.  I could smooch on you for days!  Hope you had a happy Star Doglet of the day!

Happy Star of the Day Porky!!!!!
Hope you get lots of treats and loves today.
Merion & the ZZ's

This is Brekke and Robinton:  We think you are a cute dachsie boy, and we're guessin' Momma does too, cause she just said, "If Elvis has left the building, then Porky Pie probably dragged him under the couch!"   We hope you had a great day filled with sneaky treats!

You are just simply SMOOCHABLE !!!  Happy Star of the Day - you deserve it !!!!  Loved the bio and the pictures !!!

Smoochies sweet one  :heart:

(http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/kiss/t4868.gif)       Happy Star of the Day dear Porkey      (http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/kiss/t4868.gif)

 :grin: :grin: Happy Special Day!.... yesterday.... :doah: :rolleyes:

You sure hab nice colors!  :grin: and I really like your pics! :thumb: :grin:
Porky Pig! you hab a funny name... :dontknow: :funnyup:  but I like it!   :thumb:

beda,beda...thats all folks!!   :grin: :grin:

Quote from: tpoof on November 19, 2008, 11:40:40 AM
:grin: :grin: Happy Special Day!.... yesterday.... :doah: :rolleyes:

You sure hab nice colors!  :grin: and I really like your pics! :thumb: :grin:
Porky Pig! you hab a funny name... :dontknow: :funnyup:  but I like it!   :thumb:

beda,beda...thats all folks!!   :grin: :grin:

Fanks dude!! Dats actuawwy how I did get my name.  yes, I'm serious!!   When I was wif my mama dog, she would feed me den feed my brudders and sister when I was all done.  she liked me da best I guess.  :dontknow:   So...when my mama came to get me fwom da bweeder I was a little oinker.    Hence, da name.  Mama fought it would gib me a compwex to add da pig part so she jus' did Porky Pie. 

Quote from: doxielady5569128 on November 19, 2008, 11:44:47 AM
Fanks dude!! Dats actuawwy how I did get my name.  yes, I'm serious!!   When I was wif my mama dog, she would feed me den feed my brudders and sister when I was all done.  she liked me da best I guess.  :dontknow:   So...when my mama came to get me fwom da bweeder I was a little oinker.    Hence, da name.  Mama fought it would gib me a compwex to add da pig part so she jus' did Porky Pie. 

Good Story! splains alot!  :thumb:
I could see how she liked you best with those wild colors.... a coat of many colors... :grin:
I see nuttin wong wit eatin lots an been a porker! :headbang: just can't get ma and pa to agree... :2funny: :grin:
oh Ya... yer compwexon looks fine to me!! :grin: :grin:

Porky Pie, you are now and always will be one of my favorite dachsies ever!   :heart: :heart:  I love hearing all about you and I have always loved your stories!  Have a wonderful day sweet boy and be sure to give your mama some extra snuggles to keep you both nice and warm! 

Happy Star of the day PORKY!!!!!
you're one handsome dude and we LOVE the pic of your lil hiney sticking out from under the couch!!
:grin:

Hiya Porky Pie,

Dis is Dottie Lee...I is a piebald too.  My momma says you have a pretty face on a beautiful piebald body.  I think you have a cute butt  :heart:

I hope ya gets lotsa eggies!

:thumb:  Dottie Lee

Happy Star Day, Porky!!! I'm too late, the pics are gone  :offtheair:

Quote from: BandCMomma on November 21, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
Happy Star Day, Porky!!! I'm too late, the pics are gone :offtheair:

I can repost them if you want. I can still see them though.   Maybe your computer didn't load them?  :dontknow: