Dis is Porky Pie portin' da latest news fwom Doxieland. Sorry it took me so long to get dis breaking news out to you all, I had to fully clarify the validity of dis information before I could make it public knowledge. Oh, and I had a nice four hour long nap to take. :grin: Gotta keep myself lookin' good! :wink:
A pwea bargain (whateber dat is??) has been accepted by Jade and Sir Liechtenstein. Da pwosecution offered dis deal to Jade on Monday of last week, howeber, Jade and her lawyer had additional conditions dey wanted added on before it was acceptable to dem. Da owiginal bargain stated dat all charges would be dwopped if Jade would agwee to being in her cwate or outside when da hoomans could not supervise her. Dis would clear her of all wrongdoing and her wecord would be wiped cwean. Now, iffen ya ask me, dats some pwetty good fings. Howeber...... Jade insisted in dat dey add on a clause for daily treats and a new car for Sir Liechtenstein. :rolleyes: As you know, we at DOX NEWS find dis to be berry unorfodox, and were spectin' da pwosecution to deny it.
Boy were we wrong on dis one folks!! Da pwosecution wesponded wif dis statement, " In light of Jade's recent behavioral improvments and her kindness to da odder inmates, we have chosen to accept her terms and add dem to da pwea bargain we are offering." So basically, I'm portin' to you all dat da justice system is bwoke. Eben da hardest of cwiminals, (i.e. Jade) can get off as long as she bribes da right person. :cussing: We should all be outwaged.
Seems wike we need a pwesident of Doxieland to help wegulate dis anarchy and injustice in our wand. We will continue to follow Jade and 'port any infwactions immediately!
Until next time, dis has been Porky Pie wif DOX NEWS. :grin:
Dis is Mayor Buelah Sanders and I would like to throw my hat into the presidential ring!
Course, der might be a governer position available in Alaska...and my mama has been threatening to send me up there if I keep up my attitude...Huff! What attitude?
In any case, can I be da president from my yard...of which I am de mayor? If so, put me on the ballot!
Who am I to stop ya from runnin' Mayor Sanders?! Of course ya can put in your name on da ballot. In order to keep us wif da democwatic pwocess, yous gotta be nominated first dough. I, Porky Pie Bow Davis, hearby nominate Mayor Sanders for da position of candidate for Doxieland Pwesident. Dere, now its 'fficial. :verdict: Oh, and Chief Bandit was my witness. Of course dere will be more formal nominations, den wes gonna hafta hab da pwimaries, and den da parties will pick dere candidate, den da BIG 'lection. Sheesh! dats gonna be lotsa werk.
Hey...what exactly are parties and what do dey stand for??? :dontknow: I fink I opened a can of worms, (whateber dat means). Anyway, good luck to all da puppers trying to be pwesident!! :apls:
Everyone should write in on the ballot Porky for President of the USA then maybe he could put the bite on all the CEO's getting bonus checks this year with the tax payers monies also re-direct Exxon Oils 15 Billon dollars for the following.
New Bridges
New Streets, Highways, & Roads
Update our Electrical, Water & Comminication systems.
Better build some new Oil refineries since they insist on using oil.