Dis is Porky Pie Wiff DOX NEWS....
As promised, here is the much anticipated interview.
Porky Pie: Hello Sir :grin:
Liechtenstein: Hello.
Porky Pie: Let's start with the rumors surrounding your professional background
Liechtenstein: Okay..
Porky Pie: Where, if anywhere, did you attend school and receive your liscense to pwactice law? :thinik:
Liechtenstein: I attended Oxford University, where I was knighted by da queen for bravery when I rescued my fellow law students from a horrific fire. I got my liscense from one of the states in the US. I'm not at liberty to disclose which one.
Porky Pie: Okay. Next question...You are a rather large and intimidating dog, exactly what is your heritage if you don't mind sharing.
Liechtenstein: My father was a Great Dane and my Mother was a Newfoundland. I'm not sure why it was leaked to da tabloids dat she was a St. Bernard. :dontknow:
Porky Pie: Is it true dat you plan on "intimidating da judge wif your size?" and Perhaps "eating him, if necessary?"
Liechetenstein: Now, is dat really anyone's business? :evil:
Porky Pie: da public would like to know. :verdict:
Liechtenstein: Perhaps I should attack you if you keep insisting on asking these ridiculous questions??? :cussing:
Porky Pie: Ahem...is dat a threat??
Liechtenstein: :2funny: You silly reporter's are all the same! You all fall for that old trick I learned in law school. :2funny:
Porky Pie: Okay...onto the next question.. Why did you choose to represent Jade?
Liechtenstein: Have you seen her??? I mean.. she's gorgeous!! :heart: .....Uh....Oops! :doah: :doah: :doah: I mean, i felt she needed proper representation.
Dere you hab it folks. Liechtenstein's judgement is tainted by his lub for Jade! :crazyeyes: Who knows what dis case will bring next. It seems to get cwazier by da day. You can be sure DOX NEWS will stay on da case!
HAHAHA......OH PORKY PIE....YOU ARE SOOOO REFRESHING :2funny: :2funny:
Fanks Auntie Cheryl! :thumb:
That was an excellent news piece Porky Pie. You are one digging reporter - all the dirt comes out!
Eyes fink dat since dis Leechtenstein didn't give us da name of his law school or the da state (ain't nofing top seequit bout dat)he outta be sent packin'. Jade girl needs a stwaight shooter---Dr. Beau Leaky!!! Alls paws in favor of replacing dis leech, give a shout out.
Sniffin' Out Da Fwaud Solly Man :tongue4:
Thanks for the update, Porky. We are closely following this case. We think this Dr. Liechtenstein has ulterior motives for representing Jade. Jade better keep an eye on him.
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