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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Madderoos Mom on October 13, 2008, 08:42:53 PM

Title: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: Madderoos Mom on October 13, 2008, 08:42:53 PM
Maddie:  Mommy!  Mommy!  See what I bwung you? 

Mommy:  Eww!  Eww!  Ewwwwww!  (proceeds to scream like a girl)

Maddie:  Whatsa matter Mommy?  Don't you like the nice big birdie I bwung you? 

Mommy:  Drop it!

Maddie:  No!  My bird.  No!  No!  NO!

Papa:  DROP IT!

Maddie:  Party poopers.  You dinna like my pwezzie.

I was sitting at the computer and looked up to see my beloved sweet pea coming into the room with a dead (don't know if she helped it along or it was already dead) mourning dove.....also known as Who Who birds around here.  It was DISGUSTING!  She wasn't keen on giving it up, either.  Guts were missing and lots of feathers   Mark penned her up (I'm still having a cow) and swept up the remains that were in my room here.  YUCK!  I just hope that PeeWart doesn't get sick on her savory snack.  GAG! :p
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: papbouv on October 13, 2008, 10:20:13 PM
Hopefully a cat did it and the remains were found and brought to you ?
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: Roberta on October 13, 2008, 10:45:21 PM
Amy here its freadful when you GET something and all they want to do is take it off you, it just means next time we won't share.
MUm here. Yes our wee madam done similar ran round and jumped in her bed, we were in the process of geting up. I realised she had a bird in her mouth and was not going to let it go on the DROP command, she then decided to run for the front door I got hold of her and was trying to pry her mouth open, then Nick came to help naked at the front door with his but to the street (we do have a relativey high fence). It took about 5 mins for her to let it go.
Roberta
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: peterparker on October 14, 2008, 05:55:10 AM
Our Jack Russel liked to bury his pig ears, then dig them up a week later and hide them again. Once is hid a maggot, ant and god knows what else infested pig ear under my husband's pillow. I went to bed first that night, and couldn't figure out why it smelled so bad, then something crawled on my face. That got my up real quick. I managed to  clean up the bed before my husband got home from his shift, I just knew Eddie would be finding a new home if I didn't. Anyways after that - no more pig ears, raw hides, bones were purchased.
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: Barb on October 14, 2008, 08:14:45 AM
Geez Auntie Sandi....it was dus a prezzie - why didn't you like it   :dontknow:

Brandy


(Been there done that - Brandy took her prize on the big bed and was trying to hide it !!!)
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: cheryl186 on October 14, 2008, 09:52:53 AM
Awwww, that was so sweet of The Roo :heart:  Gee mommy, why didn't you like your prezzie :dontknow:
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: doxielady5569128 on October 14, 2008, 11:49:32 AM
Sheesh, your mama wouldn't get along berry well in our house.  Me and Bandit brings our mamas lots ob fun fings like dat, especially dose beetle fings.  Dat always gets da mamas to scweam.     :headbang:   Da bestest is when you can catach a spider and bring it in to your mama as a pwezzie. 

:heart: Porky Pie
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: PattyInAK on October 14, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Oh yuck!
Its amazing to me how hard those little doxie jaws can clamp down when you're trying to get something out of their mouth.  Have you noticed that?
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: JetEd73 on October 14, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr289/JetEd73/funny-dog-pictures-what-bird.jpg)
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: Kathleen on October 14, 2008, 01:27:38 PM
Oh yuck.  I'm not sure how I would have handled that  :eeew:

Winston killed a baby possum earlier this year, but he left it alone once he'd killed it.  There was no follow up and he didn't try to bring it to me.  He just killed it and then ignored it.  In fact that's how I knew it was him.  Everyone else was doing that streeeetch to smell that thing they couldn't identify.  I was almost sick when I had to pick it up and put it into the garbage.  And he killed it the night after the garbage had been picked up, and in the height of summer, so you can image what that was like after a week in the trash bin.   :sad4:
Title: Re: Mommy, I bwung you a pwezzie!
Post by: JetEd73 on October 14, 2008, 01:36:38 PM
eeewwwwww...please, I just had lunch :shocker: