Sol Da Man here and eyes got some plaining to do. Tonight, after da mama gots home, eyes went outside on my tether. It such a nice night eyes decided to stay out awhile and do some guardin'. Then low and behold, my eyeballs lit up like a lightbulb. Eyes sees a dead critter. Couldn't tell what it was, but boy did eyes roll in and round it. Eyes comes back in and da mama goes Ewwwwww, Solly youse smells. Course eyes do, it was done on purpose. Eyes likes to call it "Eau da Critter." Well, den my mama grabs me and fows me in da sink and washes me. Not once, but TWICE. After eyes gone through all dat twouble. Then to top it off, she puts dis shirt on me. How revoltin'.
Sol Da Man :glasses9:
Oh Sol, you are "Da Man" and you rock!! :headbang: Sol, dis is Zoe and Winston. We fink dat you rock cause you made sure dat kritter was dead and protekted your momma and home :headbang: :headbang: But den your momma baffed you, not once but twice???? And den put da shirt on you??? Mortified is right! We fink dat when you can you ought to kontakt Dr. Kriter Gitter Leaky on how to rightify all dis wrong doin by da hoomans. Dere ought to be some sankshuns dat can be imposed or some restitution owed to you for all da heartache and baff endurance!!!!! We want you to know we are wif you all da way....iffin you see it and it smells.....roll in it and leave it for dead :thumb: Signed.....The Sol "Da Man" Fan Club :headbang: :headbang: Zoe Anderson Sekxytary and Winston Anderson CEO.
That is NO fair. I also work hard to find just the right odor to roll in (with me it's usually dead earth worms and/or bird doodie) but then Mom always washes me off too..why is that? Don't they know we have to camoflauge our own smell to travel incognito???
You do look sharp in that shirt though, Dude. :thumb:
GO VOLS!
LOL
Parker here: We needs to get a handle on these Mommas ASAP. Only baffers once every 2 weeks no matter how good we smell (and that's only to keep us from getting infections on our tender skins). And they need to stop putting clothes on us. We is free spirits. If we get cold we can pull blankies off the beds, or crawl in to a basket of dirty laundry. We is very resourceful. Geez Momma, belly rubbins and eggies only!!!!!!! Is that too much to ask for?????
Sol - you are one adorable pupper with your shirt on.... sorry you had to endure 2 baths....but you looks SO cute and I bet you smell much beddeh !!!
Man, dat is awful what you been through! I finks dat deserves some eggies for sure. Your silly mama jus' doesn't get it.
Sol, Schatzi feels your pain. Randy was in the house cleaning up some on Monday. He said suddenly he smelled something quite unpleasant-smelled like dog poop. He looked at his feet to make sure someone hadn't gone somewhere in the house and he had "found" it. Feet were clean. Then suddenly Schatzi walks over to him and he saw where it was coming from. Apparently she decided to go rolling outside and picked up quite a scent. I'm not sure if it was on purpose or not, but I'm glad it was Randy and not me. He did say she didn't seem to mind the bath at all. He actually wondered if she came to him so he could get the stuff off of her! I hope that's the case and this isn't a habit she is going to pick up.
I love your Tennessee shirt Sol. I haven't seen that shade of orange (we only see Clemson orange around here-YUK) in a while. I used to see it all the time when Meg was in school in Nashville. It was EVERYWHERE!