Not only am I da newly employed reporter for da DOX NEWS network, I gets my daddy at home fer free days!!! :apls: :crazyeyes: You can't tell me dats not great! :hello2:
Anyway...here's why. My daddy 'cided to wesign fwom being da ice cweam man cause of da 'conomy. Wif his comission (whateber dat is!) he was onwy making about 4 an hour and werking 12+ hours a day! So...he twied and twied to get more customers, but nobody 'round here can 'fford da ice cweam aymore. :doah: He appwied with anodder job dat paid similar to what he used to earn as da ice cweam man. He would be on salawy dere none of da commission stuff. Pwus he would be home to eat supper and cuddle by da tv ebery night. :meme: Me and mama hab missed dat. 'Specially me cause my daddy sneaks me sme of dose chip fings once in a while. My mama neber sneaks me dat bad stuff.
My daddy will also get to see most of his ice cweam customers dat he lubs, cept now he gets to bwing dem packages! My daddy got da new job today but we aren't sure yet when he will start it. I jus' thought I'd share dat gweat news wif you all!! Wez really happy bout it. :grin: Its gonna be weird not getting to sleep on his pillow till midnight anymore, but I'll get ober it.
Also anodder spoiled fing my mama started, when I got sick, is in da morning we come out in our jammies (yes, I wear jammies, so what?!) and we turn on da animal planet or da news and she bwushes me wif dis new comb she found, to help me welax more. Den abter she combs me for at least 30 minutes, I gets a massage! I fink I might get used to being spoiled.
Oh, Porky, that's fabulous news!!! Congrats to your daddy :apls: :apls: :apls:
:hello2: :hello2:What wonderful news!! Congratulations to you and mommy and daddy.....We are all so very excited for you :apls:
ps: Porky, my daddy gibs me some of dem chippie fingies too....ssshhhh....don't tell my momma, Lub, Winston :heart:
WOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!