:grin: Dis is Porky Pie and I'm really happy right now. We had a scawwy morning, but we're ober dat now. Bandit and I were jus' minding our own business sitting on da couch (where else?!) when da baby dog came out. She waked up and decided she was weady to come play.
Da C-A-T, Patches, was laying on da floor behind da chair. (She's berry old!! 21!!) Anyway...when Jade came outta da room she spotted da C-A-T and started viciously 'ttacking her. My mama and hoogwandma were downstairs so Bandit and i were scared!!
We ran down da ramp and started barking at Jade trying to get her off da cat. Den my mama came upstairs. Den I had to pwotect my mama too, so I ran under dere and gwabbed da kitty by da neck, (gently!!) and hid her in my kennel. Den i stood in fwont of my mama and gab Jade da look. Mama sez dat was really bwave of me. :dontknow: I was jus' pwotecting my friends.
Da cat was not hurt, just very scared!! Jade 'ttacked me later in da morning too, but Iz okay. No marks or anyfing. Jade is a lab/German shepherd mix so she's BIG and scawy. My mama sez we are going to be more 'ssertive and make sure she knows dat mama is da boss! Plus, she is going to make sure Jade is neber alone wif any of us, till she can change her "tude".
:heart: Porky Pie
PS. We're hoping for a calmer abternoon!
them damn germermans...always trying to run the show.
Keep safe and watch yer back bro..
:hello2: A Luthansa airplane is flying into Fankfurt, Germany and requests landing instructions in German. The air traffic controller comes on the radio and tells the pilot to please speak only in English (international law - after all, we INVENTED flying!). The pilot complains, "I am a German, flying a German airplane, attempting to land at a German airport. Why must I speak English?"
Before the controller could reply, a British voice broke in, "Because you lost the bloody war!"
Auntie Karen - 100% German
(I love these jokes!)
Oh Porky Pie...you are a very brave boy...and you definitely are a Hero :apls: :apls: You deserve extra hugs and kisses from your momma today. It is wonderful that you look after your kitties...Congratulations to you sweet boy :headbang:
Quote from: Doxherding Karen on September 12, 2008, 03:23:17 PM
:hello2: A Luthansa airplane is flying into Fankfurt, Germany and requests landing instructions in German. The air traffic controller comes on the radio and tells the pilot to please speak only in English (international law - after all, we INVENTED flying!). The pilot complains, "I am a German, flying a German airplane, attempting to land at a German airport. Why must I speak English?"
Before the controller could reply, a British voice broke in, "Because you lost the bloody war!"
Auntie Karen - 100% German
(I love these jokes!)
A similar story:
A pilot after landing in Frankfurt asks for instructions on how to taxi to the terminal. Incensed the controller asked "Haven't you been here before?". The pilot answered:
"Once, back in '44, but we didn't stop".
Way to go Porky-Pie.
We have to nickname you "the cat whisperer"
:thumb:
You was a very good boy Porky yo protect your old friend glad you Momma knew what was up tell your Momma to pratice the NILF dog training with the babydog will show her who the boss is you can have your Momma google NILF dog training. to learn more about it.Hope you will get extra pets & belly rubs for being a brave boy.