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Title: All Right, All You Hoomans, Pay Attention!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on September 08, 2008, 08:27:51 PM
 :meme: We puppers are gettin' a little concerned! :scratch:

The TOP topic on this board has the STAR OF THE DAY list on itâ€" :book1:

And it's ALWAYS the FIRST topic on the Boardâ€" :evil5:

So all ya gotta do is do your point 'n' click thingyâ€" :icon_salut:

And you can find out when YOUR pupper's STAR date is! :idea1:

Are we all on board with this?  Don't make me come over and upload your pupper's info for y'all :nono:

:director: Dr. Phil McGraw Leaky
Title: Re: All Right, All You Hoomans, Pay Attention!
Post by: Kari on September 08, 2008, 09:12:40 PM
My mom put my date on the calendar with a big read circle!!  :thumb:
Title: Re: All Right, All You Hoomans, Pay Attention!
Post by: sollysmom on September 09, 2008, 08:48:56 AM
Eyes keeps my mom in lines.  She be good.

Sol Da Man :glasses9:
Title: Re: All Right, All You Hoomans, Pay Attention!
Post by: MyLittleBoo on September 09, 2008, 04:57:38 PM
Momma's got mine wrote down on the calander...   We won't forget Auntie Karen, I's pwomise!!!   Lub~ EmmyLou
Title: Re: All Right, All You Hoomans, Pay Attention!
Post by: TerriL on September 09, 2008, 05:56:01 PM
Dis is Oscy Sanders here Auntie Karen.   My mama wrote our days down on da calendar to and I AM NEXT... well, next in my family.  Yep...Sept. 15... dat's me Oscy!  I have just ONE question dat no one seems to want to answer around dis house.  Why does that Baby Dog ALWAYS gets everything first?  Huh?  Can ya answer for me Dr. Leaky?  It's WIDICULOUS!  She ALWAYS gets to go first! Whew...  I'm gettin all worked up here...but it's TRUE!  Anyways, now I need a nap.  A treat would be nice now but chances are cuz she is smaller den me, she'll get da treat first! 
Title: Re: All Right, All You Hoomans, Pay Attention!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on September 09, 2008, 06:29:32 PM
Quote from: TerriL on September 09, 2008, 05:56:01 PMI AM NEXT... well, next in my family.  Yep...Sept. 15... dat's me Oscy!  I have just ONE question dat no one seems to want to answer around dis house.  Why does that Baby Dog ALWAYS gets everything first?  Huh?  Can ya answer for me Dr. Leaky?  It's WIDICULOUS!  She ALWAYS gets to go first!
As a matter of fact, Oscy I can tell you why SBD always goes first.  Your hoomans are VERY smart! :wink:

You see, she's a baby and, well, she's stinky, so she's going to whine and yip and drive you and everybody CWAZY, 'cause she don't know how to wait her turn - ever!  :dontknow: So your hooman lets her have the first tweat an' it's always SMALLER than YOUR tweat.  Then while she's sittin' around feelin' all smug and sassy, YOU get A BIGGER tweat!!  :thumb: She just don't know it!  So never say anythin' to her, o.k.? :nono:

Pretty smart of those hoomans, huh? :idea1:

Dr. L. - Advisor to the lovelorn and belittled doxies of the world