Wiener Writings

Full Name:  Guinness O'Speedy McHening
Everyone Calls Me:  Guinness, Inness, Guinee, Eener, Schnitzel, VienerSchnitzel, Schnitz, SchnitzenDitzen, HymerDiner, Old Man
Age:  95 - cut me some slack, o.k.?
Gotcha Day:  March 15, 2000
Who I Own or Live With:  Auntie Karen, Merlin the Magician, Dr. Beau Leaky, Pwincess Ima DoraBelle,
                                     Miss Daisy the Bunny, Winston the Wuss Bunny, Zelda the Warrior Princess Bunny
Hometown:Baltimore, Maryland
How Long I have been a Part of the Wiener Writings Family:  February 1, 2007
I am a Mini/Tweenie/Standard:  I'm a mighty mini!
Weight:  I used to be 6.4 pounds, but since I'm on canned chicken, I now weigh 7.6 studly pounds!
Hair Color:  I have red FUR with black tips, and Sean Connery grey on my chiseled face!
Coat Type:  I'm a smooooooth operator . . .
Eye Color:  Milk chocolate brown
Favorite Person/People:  Auntie Karen, and her friend Auntie Judy, who comes over and lets me sit on her lap
Favorite Toy:  What's "toy"?
Favorite Treat:Pupperoni, then anything edible
Favorite Things or Favorite Things to Do:  Sleep
Least Favorite Thing to have done or to do:  brushing teeth or toe chops!
Where I Sleep at Night:  With Auntie Karen
I am a Hunter/Huntress -- Yes or No:  What's "hunt"?
What I do when my Hoomans are away:  Sleep
Story about me that my Hoomans would like to share:  When Auntie Karen installed a ramp outside, I was kind of insulted, because I'm not too feeble to use the stairs.  So I always used to go to the side of the ramp, then jump up and climb over the side.  That way I was both jumping AND only using 1/2 the ramp.  One time Auntie Karen called us in to eat.  I ran to the ramp, jumped up and started to hoist myself over the side.  I was ALMOST over it, when Merlin, Beau and Roscoe hit the ramp at full speed.  They plowed into me and I was catapulted into the air.  I got up off the ground and kind of shook it off.  I hear this howling and look and it's Auntie Karen laughing so hard she couldn't speak.  I'm SO GLAD she found it amusing!  I'm sorry, Guinness, but it WAS HYSTERICAL!!
Story that I want to share about my Hoomans:  Every day, Auntie Karen sends the Herd out to play,  But she always picks me up and gives me kisses and nuzzles, then she puts me down gently on the ground.  I think Auntie Karen loves me most of all.

Oh Mr. Guinness,
I wish i could smooch that distinguished face of yours.  We think you are very handsome in your plaid coat!
We hopes you gets lots of Pupperoni and maybe some (unofficial  :wink:) eggies for your special day!
:heart:
Franky, Delilah, & Dawn

You are the star of the day!! Hope you have a great one!!

Happy Star of the Day, Guinness!!!  You ARE a "Stud Muffin"!!!        :headbang:        Very handsome...       :heart:         We hope you get lots of yummy treats & belly rubs on your special day!!!  Hugs & belly rubs, you Stud Muffin, you!!!!         :wink:

hurray hurray for the stud muffin star of the day!! hope you get some eggies for your muffin!!!!1 :2funny: :2funny: :idiot:

Oh, Guinness, you are one handsome "Stud Muffin".  I love the picture of you eating your eggies.  The Gang hopes you get eggies and treats on your special day.  Smoochies to you.

Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang

Hey Stud Muffin !!!  You handsome Guinness you !!!  You deserve to be our Star of the Day  :thumb:  Hope you get some eggies and extra snuggle for your special day !   Snooze the day away sweet one   :heart:

Guinness I usually don't post to Star of the Day posts because I don't want to be accused of playing favorites, but you remind me so much of my Sam Angel that I had to respond.  You are so cute and truly a stud muffin.

:hello3: THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY FROM GUINNESS' YIP-MAIL:

HI!  I'm not available right now.  I'm either sleeping, :sleepy2: napping, :sleepy1: or snoozing. :happy4:  Once I wake up, I will acknowledge your message(s).

If you are interested in Stud Muffin service (platonic, only), leave your statistics as to size and disposition.  I'm only seven pounds, you know, and I'm 95 (13 1/2) so I gotta pace myself! :walk:

Guinness, you are truly one handsome boy.   :heart: We hope you have a wonderful Star Day and get lots of belly rubs and treats on your special day.  Enjoy sweetie!!!

Oh, I have to confess, I've been waiting for this one-I have a wittle bitty crush on Mr Guinness.  I would hold him, and love him and call him George  (well, Guinness anyway) :heart: :heart:

Guiness looks how I imagine Murphy will look when he's "matured" a little.

Ok ... just friends ...  (http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/family/t1004.gif) ..... eLlIe

Well, it's about time Auntie Karen realized your star power.  Congrats on being todays  STAR OF THE DAY (and everyday of course).  Sol Da Man and I say you and Auntie Karen are more then welcome to come for a visit again.  You can stay longer if you like.   Hope you get extra belly rubs and treats on your big day.   :heart:

Darcel and Sol Da Man :glasses9:

Wooo-hoooo, what a beautiful boy!

Happy Star of the Day, Guinness!  You sure have a cute little face! Hope you get lots of eggies on your special day!

Yeah for Guinness!  You are indeed a very very handsome boy...and a star!  It's no wonder that Auntie Karen gives you those extra kisses and belly rubs!  Have a great day sweet boy!  It was so nice to learn all about you!

happy stud muffin day Guiness, has your mum thought of giving you some to boost the weight.
Roberta

Aww!!  You are adorable Guinness!!   :heart:  I loved reading all about you.  It brightened my day! 

Guinness, you are one Stud Muffin!  Hope you had a grand Star of the Day! 

Hope you have a great day Guiness.   Zora says she'd like to meet you sometime.   Zeke would rather meet Leaky, so they could be Zekey-Leakey Enterprises.

Um, Mr. Guiness, dis is Maddewoo and, um, well, er, I don't know how to tell you dis, but I kinda, um, have a cwush on you.  Can we share a bwankie some time, sweet li'l man?  Happy STAR of da day!


:heart: Maddewoo

Guiness, you are just so sweet and snuggleable.  Happy Star of the day to you old man.

:heart: Sandi

Happy Star Day, Guiness!   I think your plaid coat is significantly studly!  Does anyone call you "Sherlock Holmes" Guiness?

Hey, Guiness, Patches here...what say we get together; bend an elbow (er paw) and talk about the furry chicks one of these days.

You and I have a lot in common (although I'm a little heavier) we are about the same age...and I'm not too far from Bawlmor!     

Have a great Day,  Patches