I'm bisiting my gwamies house today and my cousin Bandit taught me a really fun fing!! :meme: When ya gots to go, you don't jus go to da door and look pathetic. Nope, dats "old school" stuff. Da fing to do now is da potty dance. :apls:
Here's how ya do it. First you get on da couch, (using da ramp of course. :wink:) den you climb CAREFULLY onto da back of da couch. Make sure your mama doesn't see or she might hab da heart attack. Den you wait for a hooman to sit down on da couch. Luckilly, my mama was already parked dere. Da next step is to put your front paws on da shoulder of said hooman and den prance back and forth on your front feet. Den abter you get da rhythm jus' right wif da front feet, ya get started wif da back feet. Once you get all dat dancing going you start to nudge da hooman's ear and den if dey still don't get up.....
You let 'em have it!!!!! You starts licking dere ears and face until dey jump up and say.."What is your problem?!" Usually by dis point dey are eidder laughing or berry angwy. No matter what... da next fing to do is RUN!!!!!!!!! :nana: Den you sit nicely by da door and look at dem.... Den you use your powers of da eyes to say to da hooman...."What's your problem?! I NEED to GO!!!!" :2funny:
Den you gets put outside and da hooman is amused. :thumb: It's a foolpwoof pwan. Bandit and I have put in hours upon hours of testing to make sure da hoomans do not get angrified by dis new dance. We eben tried it on da grouchy old gwamps and he was laughing.
I'm working on compiling more hooman amusing acitivities for us puppers to perform.
Until next time,
:heart: Porky Pie
PS. Bandit sez he wants all da cwedit for dis tip.
Next time.....da toiwet paper massacre....
Oh thanks, Porkie, but I don't think I'm gonna let the Gang know about this new dance. I don't want anyone to fall off the back of the sofa.
Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang
Porkie you can also talk to the humans I's opens my mouth get a growl talk going to tell Momma I gots to go it works all the time we still have the bell on the back door but I like to tell them.
Patches
Dat is vewwy funny, pal Porky. Whenz Iz gots to go, I wun to the door and spin around. It dat doesn't werk, I herd my hooman to the door and spin again and squeek. That always gets 'em to do my bidding.
:heart:Maddewoo