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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: peterparker on August 27, 2008, 12:11:17 PM

Title: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: peterparker on August 27, 2008, 12:11:17 PM
Be warned!!  Canadian squirrels are stealing Parker's tennis balls. Today, while we were outside patrolling the yard a squirrel ran across the top of the fence with one of Parker's balls. The chase was on, but Parker just wasn't fast enough. Another lost ball. Darn squirrels.
Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: AnnieofNJ on August 27, 2008, 12:33:07 PM
Okay, Parker you needs some help.  The Gang and may be some others gotta help chase them rascals outta your yard.  It's just not right, them stealin' a fellow doxie's toys.  We gotta put an end to this.

The New Jersey Doxie Gang
Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on August 27, 2008, 12:56:14 PM
Wow you have some bold skwirrels there in Canada! Poor Parker he needs some backup!
Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: cheryl186 on August 27, 2008, 01:20:38 PM
Parker, gib me direkshuns to your house....i hab kilt a skwril before....maybe me and Zuzu culd gib you some poynters and taktics to ketch that furry kritter :rescue: :rescue:

Lub, Zoe
Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: Ruth in MT on August 27, 2008, 05:16:01 PM
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Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: auntydoxzz on August 27, 2008, 06:13:54 PM
I have to admit though Wisconsin has some really pushy chippies!!

I never knew they like tomatoes but they do!!   When I discovered a yellow cherry tomato have gone....with the rest left as evidence....the twerp was there.......   I was upset.  THEN when the TWERP got the FIRST golden girl tomato(first big one of any color).....I was amazed(it had about a quarter size chunk out of it.  I was trying to figure out what it was...I knew I have a bunch of chippies but THIS was a good sized tomato, NOT beefsteak size but definitely a good sized one.  THEN last week I think it was I SAW the TWERP!!

Apparently I have several chipmonks dining on them. The TWERP though stood there gobbling a big cherry tomato for all it was worth while I walked toward it. It did not drop and run until I was about 3 feet from it!!  That full size tomato was probalby about 1/2 the size of the chippie!!

I had thought maybe squirrels when I saw they got the big tomato! MIND you all my plants are in pots!!! in the driveway, so they wrestled it off the plant and onto to concrete!!

I may need to borrow Wacky Zack from my sister to clear them out!!   

Auntydoxzz
Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: Doxherding Karen on August 27, 2008, 07:22:13 PM
Sacre Bleu!

Pardonez moi, but zee little furry animals of Canadia are all protected species and zerefore cannot be hunted by zeese aggressive Bosch doggies - zeese dacks hoonts as zey say.

Sil vous plait, put down zee weapon et les Doxies.  Zey will not be allowed across zee border.

Long live zee Canadian rodents et long live Canadia!!

Dr. Joseph Jacques Jean Chrétien Leaky
former Prime Minister of Canadia 1993 -2003

Beau, honey, it's C-A-N-A-D-A, not C-A-N-A-D-I-A.

Madam! Sil vous plait!  I am protecting the glory of French Canadia!
Title: Re: Canadian Squirrels
Post by: Barb on August 27, 2008, 08:13:52 PM
That is too funny !