Dis is Ima DoraBelle and today I showed Auntie Karen dat really,
IMA PREDATOR!!
Here's my story:
It was lunch time (and breakfast and dinner, too!) and Auntie Karen has a routine. She feeds Guinness first on da big bed, then I get to eat next to him. Merlin and Beau eat in Auntie Karen's master baf. We all haf to sit an' stay until Auntie Karen says, "O.K." den we can eat, but only when it's our turn. I always finish first, an' she works wif me learning to sit. What's up wif dat? Anyway, I practice sitting until Beau comes for "wait your turn" practice, den Merlin show up an' finally da Old Man, Guinness arrives. Today he had puppy food from his meal stuck to the tip of his nose! DAT was FUNNY!
Anyway, Auntie Karen is working with all four of us. Suddenly Auntie Karen 'bout has a heart attack! She jumps up, grabs the door knob for the deck and is shooin' us out dat door. What is her deal?
I look up from training and realize that there are FIVE of them - Mazal Tova, one of the Bunny Stalkers was under my bed and had hopped out to see about getting tweets. (The Bunny Stalkers always come when I call them for tweets.) She's in line behind The Herd and they couldn't see her, but I could! I run them out of the room while she hops over to the other side of the bed and hides under the dachshund stairs - fat lotta good THAT'S gonna do, honey! The coast is clear, but I want her out of my room. I call her and call her and signal for treats, but she's a little full of herself! So I figure, "O.K., babe, I'll let Guinness smoke you out." He just ambles after them trying to sniff their butts, but he's harmless.
Except that Guinness is outside in the 88º heat sunning himself, and he won't move. So since Ima is by the door, I invite her in. She comes in, she's very shy and I have to put her down by the edge of the bed and point her nose under. That was ALL it took!
Well, I don't need a engraved invitation! I smell WABBIT!! PESKY WABBIT!! I charge under da big bed like Secretariat outta da startin' gate, headed for da Twiple Crown!! I got dat bunny in my nose an' she's TOAST!
All I hear is toenails scraping and flying around in circles, and suddenly from the far side of the bed, out pops Mazal like her butt's on fire. She's going so fast she loses traction on the turn, and her back feet are pumping as her tush fishtails. She rights her course and SHE IS OUTTA THERE!! I close the baby gate that keeps the Herd from the Stalkers as Ima comes out from under the bed, in hot pursuit, following her nose, crouched to the ground (I know, it's not much of a crouch!), circling the room like a true bloodhound on the scent. I grab her and give her a big kiss and boot her out the door.
And in the living room, all I hear is "wabbit" feet, thumping the floor - "What the hæll was THAT??"
Here ya go, just for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRg158Fzxw0
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The descriptions are so vivid. I can practically hear the scuffle under the bed.
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LOL!!!! :2funny:
I do believe Auntie Karen that the Herd keeps you HOPPING!!
Darcel